[Verse 1]
Like a clock ticking
Swinging this way and that
I got no idea why the time has gone flat

[Verse 2]
And I had a vision
A picture in mind
The colours are running
Can't make out the signs

[Chorus]
It's not easy
It's not easy
It's not easy
It's not easy

[Verse 3]
Check shirt or Sta-Prest
Waistcoat or blouse
I've got no idea what to wear round the house

[Verse 4]
And I'll leave a marker
A thinly veiled threat
Los Pollos Hermanos
Will get you there yet

[Chorus]
It's not easy
It's not easy
It's not easy
It's not easy

[Bridge]
No spunk in your trunk
And no fun in your funk
It's not easy
No eurgh while you're earnest
No fire in your furnace
It's not easy

[Chorus 2]
It's not easy (easy)
It's not easy (easy)
It's not easy (easy)
It's not easy (easy)

[Bridge 2]
No spunk in your trunk
And no fun in your funk
It's not easy (easy)
No eurgh while you're earnest
No fire in your furnace
It's not easy (easy)
You knock me for six
With your spellbinding tricks
That's how you get your kicks
It's not easy
And as I get older
Feels more like a coma
It's not easy (easy)

[Outro]
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