The Wedding Present
You Jane
[Intro]
I hope you find what you’re looking for
Do you even know what that is any more?

[Verse]
I hope he’s really the one who
Will make all your dreams come true
But if, by some unexpected chance
This doesn’t turn out to be your fairy tale romance

[Chorus]
Just don’t come crying to me
Don’t come crying to me
This is the way that you wanted it to be
So don’t come crying

[Bridge 1]
There’s really no need to explain
He’s Tarzan and you’re Jane
He’s Bogart, you’re Bacall
I’m sure he has it all

[Chorus]
Just don’t come crying to me
Don’t come crying to me
This is the way that you wanted it to be
So don’t come crying

[Bridge 2]
There’s really no need to explain
He’s Tarzan and you’re Jane
He’s Bogart, you’re Bacall
I’m sure he has it all
He doesn’t have to try too hard
He’s Gable, you’re Lombard
He’s Richard and you’re Liz
I guess you’re lucky to be his