He knew they would be on the show, ooh ooh ooh
But I guess that he wasn't to know. ooh ooh ooh
We would be asking this question now
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
He got his photo in the news, la la la
But he had to suffer their abuse. la la la la
He led them on now he must go
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
La la la la la la la la la
La la la
Poor Bill Grundy!
They said he had too much to drink, eh eh eh eh eh
They said that he just could not think straight. Ah ah ah ah
He set them up then they knocked him down
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
And all the newspapers did smile. e-e-e-eh
They spread the story out for miles. e-e-e-eh
Till Richard and Liz get married again
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Where's Bill Grundy, now?
Well I ain't seen him......