[Intro - Krispy Kreme]
So, you know, late one night
I was sitting in my room alone
And, you know what?
How about you just listen to the song?
Stroke It, Up and Down, Left and Right
This is for all the parents who told me
Don't do it, never do it
You know what? I'm doin it, all the time

[Verse 1 - Krispy Kreme]
It was all a dream, a wet dream that is
It was all fun until I woke up covered in jizz
In my head or on the computer, porn don't change
Shyla Styles, Jayden porn don't change
Shyla Styles, Jayden James
Man fucks MILF in the back of a car
Oh how I'd love to be a porn star
With a dildo the girl gets wet
Low budget pornos are the motherfucking best
Web browser of choice - Incognito Chrome
Internet equals big tits and good dome
Xvids.com, motherfucking redtube
Hell google images even shows hoes n***
44F, 32D
I'm all about the tits but that's just me
And I got one site that's the best of the rest
I love whacking off to chat roulette
Good or bad, fuck it, it's all good
All I want to do is beat my wood
And If you don't whack it, then you gay, faggot

[Verse 2 - Tha Assassin]
Kinda getting bored of that same old shit
Slutty ass ho with big old tits
So now I got a thing for the old ladies
And I only watch porn if the bitch is over 80
I like the saggy tits and the wrinkly butt
I bet you ain't never seen a 90 year-old slut
She's grunting but it's probably from arthritis pain
And her vagina's wide enough to fit a fucking train
Sexy grandmas, fully n***
So I click on it and see them drenched in juice of the prune
Lesbian GILFS, getting all wet
Fucking each other call it antique sex
Cause there's something special about a broad
Who's way past the stage of menopause
Sexy orgy in a nursing home
Got no teeth, straight gums when the dick gets blown
You can't blame me for liking a gray beaver
Old lady porn, yeah I'm a believer
And if you don't whack it, you gay faggot

[Verse 3 - Yola Mayne]
Me myself, I'm an ass man
I like them big booty bitches
Yeah I'm into that shit
Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
That's what I used to to before I found my dick
50 inch screen that's filled with tits
Close my eyes, look back, now it's clit
Yeah, I wish this was my life
But now all I do is stroke on the pipe
Get some vaseline then lube it all up
If I use enough, it's like my dick's getting sucked
Yeah, gotta use imagination
Uh, then you build anticipation
With that vertical sensation
Before you reach your destination
Woosh, and out I flow
Speed it up and it's go, go, go
It's so fine, I don't need a bitch
Cause whenever I get that itch
I can JACK IT, and it's all good
Ain't no ho gonna touch this wood
And if you don't whack it, then you gay, faggot

[Verse 4 - Lil Clip]
Fuck having sex, all I need is a laptop
Porn every hour, pants down let my dick flop
I do it in public, at crossroads mall
While I stroke my dick, I put Tobasco on my balls
Bu-cocky or gangbang, I like that freaky shit
Especially when the girl's got a piercing on her clit
My favorite site is fucking bang bros
MILFs, lesbians and teenage hoes
Threesomes, blowjobs and double penetration
Ebony, redheads and chicky-eyed asians
Dildos, fisting give me that sensation
Cumshots, cream pies and ejaculation
Handjobs, oral and fucking masterbation
Online porn is man's best creation

[Outro - Lil Clip]
Now I was supposed to write 18 fucking bars on this
But I watched porn instead
Fap, fap, fap