Think I'll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
Think I'll let her keep on going
Wherever it is she's going to
Give her my autograph and tell her
It's been nice knowing you

Cause she's the star collector
Collector of stars
She only aims to please
Young celebrities
Yeah, she's the star collector
Collector of stars
How can I love her
When I just don't respect her?

When everything is going my way
She wants to be close at hand
She moves to some other doorway
When things don't go
The way she planned

Yes, she's the star collector
Collector of stars
She only aims to please
Young celebrities
Yeah, she's the star collector
Collector of stars
Oh, it won't take much time
Before I get her off my mind