[Intro]
"Pick a fight! Pick a fight! Pick a fight!"

[Verse 1]
Vicky's on my left, and Christy's on my right
Bobby throws a left, and Johnny wants to fight
Groucho, Groucho, smoke my name
Broncho, Broncho, your girlfriend's lame

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Pick a fight
Ah, ah
Pick a fight

[Verse 2]
Take it down my name, I'll take you all for same
I would take a casket, take it all the same
You tried to get my girl, and now you're gonna get it
Now you're gonna get it, world, now you're gonna get it

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Pick a fight
Ah, ah
Pick a fight

[Refrain]
Broncho, Broncho, your girlfriend's lame

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
Pick a fight
Ah, ah
Pick a fight
Ah, ah
Pick a fight
Pick a fight
Pick a fight
Pick a fight