[Spoken, intro]
"Ambulance Chasers."

[Verse 1]
Ever creeping and climbing
The dogs keep griming
Fucking and sliming
No sense of timing
Anytime's alright
For what they've got in mind

[Bridge]
Watch the front
Watch your behind
When they come

[Verse 2]
Arse sniffing
Wanting to kiss and make up
So terribly cut up
Oh, so terribly cut up
Oh, so terribly cut up

[Line repeats]

[Applause]