Here comes another song about Mexico
I just can't help myself, I lost my old lady
Got my lures, got my bobbers
Now I'm gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found a hooker and lost my erection
So I had to lie
In the letter to the boys back home
(Had to lie, had to lie)

Well, the good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They'll sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer

And here comes the same old verse about Mexico
We just can't help ourselves, we lost our old ladies
Got our lures, got our bobbers
Now we're gonna go
Got off in the wrong direction
Found some hookers and lost our erection
So we had to lie
In the letter to the boys back home
(Had to lie in the letter to the boys back home)

Now, the good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer

Now, the good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer

Now, the good guys and the bad guys
Well, they never work past noon around here
They sit side by side in the cantinas
Talk to senoritas and drink warm beer