The whole scene was swell
Flowers on the sill, flowers on the sill
Flowers on the sill, flowers on the sill

And I in my gown
I was dressed to kill, I was dressed to kill
I was dressed to kill, I was dressed to kill

And I say, "Who do you think you are?"
I say, "Who do you think you are?"

Pardon us Ma'am
What's that in your hand? What's that in your hand?
What's that in your hand? What's that in your hand?

Oh this? It's nothing but one
Leg of frozen lamb, leg of frozen lamb
Leg of frozen lamb, leg of frozen lamb

(There wasn't any other way.)

And I say, "Who do you think you are?"
I say, "Who do you think you are?"