I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt
Stupid, bloody Tuesday

Man, you beer naughty boy
You let your face grow long
I am the egg man, oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob

Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like
Lucy in the sky

See how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying
I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess

Boy, you been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down
I am the egg man, oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the egg man, oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob

Expert text pert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm crying

Semolina pilchards, climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna, man
You should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the egg man, oh, they are the egg men
Oh, I am the walrus, goo, goo, g'joob

G'goo, goo, g'joob, goo, goo
G'joob, g'goo, goo, g'joob, goo