I jump out of my plane in a parachute that says ‘girls rule’ with a Sleater-Kinney tee shirt on and when I land you know I'm just gonna have to demand a booklist just you just write it out by hand and make sure it tells me why feminism needs to exist take a picture with me
Oops I snuck kiss come on it was just a joke my girlfriend's a really big fan silence silence I'll wear you like a shield to hide me from what I really feel and criticism by the way you play so good for a girl and thanks for all you do pat pat on the head stand too close now go change the world

[Chorus]
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
MR. SO & SO
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
MR. SO & SO~



I'll stand in the crowd with my hand in my coat
At like every single show
I just love girl bands how they take command
It's a turn on you don't need to know
Follow you down the street
To make my collection complete
And think it's all okay
I'll show your autograph
To my Women's studies class
Without hearing what the teacher has to say

[Chorus]
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello
MR. SO & SO
It's all just for show
Except his sweaty glow
MR. SO & SO~ (2X)

Blowing smoke up your ass with
My backstage pass
Shy girlfriend in tow
Gonna ask you to play just a week and a day before my festival
Cause the bill is all guys and people wanna know why
And I need you for some press quotes
You'll be playing mid day on the dumpster stage
And on the fliers we'll make sure to misspell yr name

[Chorus]
You can't say goodbye before I get my hello (2X)
MR. SO & SO