I'm straight today
Curious
Will I be fast and furious
Totally oblivious
Haven't got a clue

I'm straight today
Petrified
Will anything be magnified
I'm not exactly qualified
To know just what to do

I'll have to pass the liquor store
And walk right by my dealer's door
I'll have to wear a thinking cap
And suck on some Life Savers

Because I'm straight, today
It's a brand new me
That's right I'm straight, today
I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight

I'm straight today
Though hardly cured
I'm more than just a little bored
I promise you can rest assured
I'll be stoned tomorrow

I'll have to pass the liquor store
And walk right by my dealer's door
I'll have to wear a thinking cap
And suck on some Life Savers

Because I'm straight, today
It's a brand new me
That's right I'm straight, today
I wonder what I'll see now that I'm straight

Straight today

Today I'm straight