William Finn
Another Miracle of Judaism (Falsettoland)
[JASON]
Mr. God
This is the first time I think we've spoken
To explain how I feel
I would like to offer a deal

Am I being too abrupt?
Or is that a stupid question?
But, since all the stakes are upped
Please consider my suggestion

Do this for me
And I'll get bar mitzvah'd
In exchange for:
Could you please make my friend get better?
I am not naïve
It won't be easy
But if you could make my friend get better
God
That'd be the miracle of Judaism

My dad would laugh
My mom would stop crying
It would only take one man not dying
My bar mitzvah will go
Off without a blemish I will promise if you try to save him
God
That'd be the miracle of Judaism
That'd be the miracle of Judaism