[GORDON]
Frogs have so much spring within them
Jump, frog, jump
Jump so high you split your tights
That bites, that bites!
[slams piano]
Argh

And so remember boys and girls

Frogs have so much spring within them
Jump, frog, jump
Lillypads are your next stop
Kerplop
You...missed the lillypad

Vfaah!

What the hell am I doing
Who am I fooling
Writing songs for frogs?

Those nasty nats
They're natures little acrobats, I,
I hate them more than kittycats, I,