I’ll be your TV
I’ll be your movie
I want you to watch me
Come on, it’s easy

If you make me, then I’ll make you
But if you take me, then I’ll take you

I’ll be your candy
And you can suck me
Or leave me in the wrapper, sticky
I said I’ll be your candy

If you make me, then I’ll make you
But if you take me, then I’ll take you

(I wanna be your TV)
(I wanna be in the movies)
(And you can call me your doozie)
(I’m your floozie)

(If you think I’m low, I need a fix)
(Yes, I'm low, you can break me like sticks)
(I think I’m going to be sick)
(It's a route 666)

I might melt, just like snow
Then you should stop and let me know
Let me know

And if you think I’m bad
If you think I’m low
Remember, I’m the hooker who told you so
Told you so, told you so