Mr. Hankey Theme

Eric Cartman

[Intro]
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

[Verse 1]
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him 'tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
'Cause he's a piece of poo

[Verse 2]
Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown (Mmhmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you

I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

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