It’s Easy, M’kay
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets, giving hand jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
"It's easy, m'kay"
Step one: instead of ass say buns
Like "Kiss my buns" or "You're a buns-hole"
Step two: instead of sh*t say poo
As in "bull-poo," "poo-head," and "this poo is cold"
Step three: with b*t*h drop the T
Because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four: don't say f**k anymore
Because f**k is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word m'kay!
We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay