Merry f*cking Christmas lyrics

Eric Cartman

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs

They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say...

Hey there Mr. Muslim!
Merry f**king Christmas!
Put down that book the Quran
And hear some holiday wishes!

In case you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus' birthday!
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and f**king celebrate!

There is no holiday season
in India I've heard
They don't hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!

They've never read a Christmas story
They don't know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I'll go to India and shout...

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