Wendy’s Audition Song lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut
She cooked food in a wok
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend
And he had a great big -

c*ck-a-doodle-doodle
The rooster just won't quit
And I don't want my breakfast
Because it tastes like -

Shih Tzus make good house pets
They're cuddly and sweet
Monkeys aren't good to have
'Cause they like to beat their -

Meeting in the office
A meeting in the hall
The boss he wants to see you
So you can suck his -

Balzac was a writer
He lived with Allen Funt
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him
But that's 'cause she's a -

Contaminated water
Can really make you sick
Your bladder gets infected
And blood comes out your -