[Intro:King Gordy]
Is this mic on?
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise
For the L.A.R.S. spangled banner

[Singing:King Gordy]
Oh, say, can you see?
We are high as a kite
All these clouds we inhale
While we`re online live streaming
We`re driving fancy cars
We get drunk and start fights
Got your bitch smoking ruts
While we`re laughing, tag-teaming
And when Gordy and Bizarre`s there
They throw their horns in the air
And we try to stage dive
Because we was impaired
Oh, yes, those Last American Rock Stars are the wave
We smoke platinum OG
And pop percosets all day

[Outro:King Gordy]
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! Last American Rock Stars, bitch!