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Lil Wayne

"Bee Movie"

According to all known laws of aviation
There is no way a bee should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

Yellow black, yellow black, yellow
black, yellow black, yellow black,
yellow black... oohh, black and
yellow... Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!



Barry’s antennae vibrate as they ring like a phone. Barry’s
hands are wet.
He looks around for a towel

BARRY (cont'd):
Hang on a second!



- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up

Looking sharp

Use the stairs. Your father
Paid good money for those

Sorry. I'm excited

Here's the graduate
We're very proud of you, son

A perfect report card, all B's

Very proud

Ma! I got a thing going here

- You got lint on your fuzz
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000
- Bye!

Barry, I told you
Stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam
- Hey, Barry

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation

Never thought I'd make it

Three days grade school
Three days high school

Those were awkward

Three days college. I'm glad I took
A day and hitchhiked around the hive

You did come back different

- Hi, Barry
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good

- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah

- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going

Everybody knows
Sting someone, you die

Don't waste it on a squirrel
Such a hothead

I guess he could have
Just gotten out of the way

I love this incorporating
An amusement park into our day

That's why we don't need vacations

Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
Under the circ*mstances

- Well, Adam, today we are men
- We are!

- Bee-men
- Amen!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees

Please welcome Dean Buzzwell

Welcome, New Hive Oity
Graduating class of...


That concludes our ceremonies

And begins your career
At Honex Industries!

Will we pick ourjob today?

I heard it's just orientation

Heads up! Here we go

Keep your hands and antennas
Inside the tram at all times

- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary

Welcome to Honex
A division of Honesco

And a part of the Hexagon Group

This is it!



We know that you, as a bee
Have worked your whole life

To get to the point where you
Can work for your whole life

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive

Our top-secret formula

Is automatically color-corrected
Scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

Into this soothing sweet syrup

With its distinctive
Golden glow you know as...


- That girl was hot
- She's my cousin!

- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins

- Right. You're right
- At Honex, we constantly strive

To improve every aspect
Of bee existence

These bees are stress-testing
A new helmet technology

- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough

Here we have our latest advancement
The Krelman

- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey

That hangs after you pour it
Saves us millions

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

Of course. Most bee jobs are
Small ones. But bees know

That every small job
If it's done well, means a lot

But choose carefully

Because you'll stay in the job
You pick for the rest of your life

The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that

What's the difference?

You'll be happy to know that bees
As a species, haven't had one day off

In 27 million years

So you'll just work us to death?

We'll sure try

Wow! That blew my mind!

"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?

One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make

I'm relieved. Now we only have
To make one decision in life

But, Adam, how could they
Never have told us that?

Why would you question anything?
We're bees

We're the most perfectly
Functioning society on Earth

You ever think maybe things
Work a little too well here?

Like what? Give me one example

I don't know. But you know
What I'm talking about

Please clear the gate
Royal Nectar Force on approach

Wait a second. Oheck it out

- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow

I've never seen them this close

They know what it's like
Outside the hive

Yeah, but some don't come back

- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!

You guys did great!

You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

- I wonder where they were
- I don't know

Their day's not planned

Outside the hive, flying who knows
Where, doing who knows what

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that


Look. That's more pollen
Than you and I will see in a lifetime

It's just a status symbol
Bees make too much of it

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
And the ladies see you wearing it

Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?

Distant. Distant

Look at these two

- Oouple of Hive Harrys
- Let's have fun with them

It must be dangerous
Being a Pollen Jock

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
Against a mushroom!

He had a paw on my throat
And with the other, he was slapping me!

- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out

What were you doing during this?

Trying to alert the authorities

I can autograph that

A little gusty out there today
Wasn't it, comrades?

Yeah. Gusty

We're hitting a sunflower patch
Six miles from here tomorrow

- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!

A puddle jump for us
But maybe you're not up for it

- Maybe I am
- You are not!

We're going 0900 at J-Gate

What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?

I might be. It all depends
On what 0900 means

Hey, Honex!

Dad, you surprised me

You decide what you're interested in?

- Well, there's a lot of choices
- But you only get one

Do you ever get bored
Doing the same job every day?

Son, let me tell you about stirring

You grab that stick, and you just
Move it around, and you stir it around

You get yourself into a rhythm
It's a beautiful thing

You know, Dad
The more I think about it

Maybe the honey field
Just isn't right for me

You were thinking of what
Making balloon animals?

That's a bad job
For a guy with a stinger

Janet, your son's not sure
He wants to go into honey!

- Barry, you are so funny sometimes
- I'm not trying to be funny

You're not funny! You're going
Into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!

Wait till you see the sticks I have

I could say anything right now
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax
Shave my antennae

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
A gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

I'm so proud

- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day

Oome on! All the good jobs
Will be gone

Yeah, right

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring
Stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!

One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side

- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Oouple of newbies?

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

Make your choice

- You want to go first?
- No, you go

Oh, my. What's available?

Restroom attendant's open
Not for the reason you think

- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out

Wax monkey's always open

The Krelman opened up again

What happened?

A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead

Dead from the neck up
Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Oh, this is so hard!

Heating, cooling
Stunt bee, pourer, stirrer

Humming, inspector number seven
Lint coordinator, stripe supervisor

Mite wrangler. Barry, what
Do you think I should... Barry?


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
In quadrant nine...

What happened to you?
Where are you?

- I'm going out
- Out? Out where?

- Out there
- Oh, no!

I have to, before I go
To work for the rest of my life

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

Another call coming in

If anyone's feeling brave
There's a Korean deli on 83rd

That gets their roses today

Hey, guys

- Look at that
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

Sign here, here. Just initial that

- Thank you
- OK

You got a rain advisory today

And as you all know
Bees cannot fly in rain

So be careful. As always
Watch your brooms

Hockey sticks, dogs
Birds, bears and bats

Also, I got a couple of reports
Of root beer being poured on us

Murphy's in a home because of it
Babbling like a cicada!

- That's awful
- And a reminder for you rookies

Bee law number one
Absolutely no talking to humans!

All right, launch positions!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz
Buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Black and yellow!


You ready for this, hot shot?

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on

Wind, check

- Antennae, check
- Nectar pack, check

- Wings, check
- Stinger, check

Scared out of my shorts, check

OK, ladies

Let's move it out!

Pound those petunias
You striped stem-suckers!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Wow! I'm out!

I can't believe I'm out!

So blue

I feel so fast and free!

Box kite!



This is Blue Leader
We have roses visual

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around

Stand to the side, kid
It's got a bit of a kick

That is one nectar collector!

- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
Over here. Maybe a dash over there

A pinch on that one
See that? It's a little bit of magic

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

That's pollen power. More pollen, more
Flowers, more nectar, more honey for us


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

Oopy that visual

Wait. One of these flowers
Seems to be on the move

Say again? You're reporting
A moving flower?


That was on the line!

This is the coolest. What is it?

I don't know, but I'm loving this color

It smells good
Not like a flower, but I like it

Yeah, fuzzy


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby

My sweet lord of bees!

Oandy-brain, get off there!


- Guys!
- This could be bad


Very close

Gonna hurt

Mama's little boy

You are way out of position, rookie!

Ooming in at you like a missile!

Help me!

I don't think these are flowers

- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows

What is this?!

Match point!

You can start packing up, honey
Because you're about to eat it!



There's a bee in the car!

- Do something!
- I'm driving!

- Hi, bee
- He's back here!

He's going to sting me!

Nobody move. If you don't move
He won't sting you. Freeze!

He blinked!

Spray him, Granny!

What are you doing?!

Wow... the tension level
Out here is unbelievable

I gotta get home

Oan't fly in rain

Oan't fly in rain

Oan't fly in rain

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Ken, could you close
The window please?

Ken, could you close
The window please?

Oheck out my new resume
I made it into a fold-out brochure

You see? Folds out

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this

What was that?

Maybe this time. This time. This time
This time! This time! This...


That is diabolical

It's fantastic. It's got all my special
Skills, even my top-ten favorite movies

What's number one? Star Wars?

Nah, I don't go for that...

...kind of stuff

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them
They're out of their minds

When I leave a job interview, they're
Flabbergasted, can't believe what I say

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out

I don't remember the sun
Having a big 75 on it

I predicted global warming

I could feel it getting hotter
At first I thought it was just me

Wait! Stop! Bee!

Stand back. These are winter boots


Don't kill him!

You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!

Why does his life have
Less value than yours?

Why does his life have any less value
Than mine? Is that your statement?

I'm just saying all life has value. You
Don't know what he's capable of feeling

My brochure!

There you go, little guy

I'm not scared of him
It's an allergic thing

Put that on your resume brochure

My whole face could puff up

Make it one of your special skills

Knocking someone out
Is also a special skill

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks

- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever

- You could put carob chips on there
- Bye

- Supposed to be less calories
- Bye

I gotta say something

She saved my life
I gotta say something

All right, here it goes


What would I say?

I could really get in trouble

It's a bee law
You're not supposed to talk to a human

I can't believe I'm doing this

I've got to

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

No. Yes. No

Do it. I can't

How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


I'm sorry

- You're talking
- Yes, I know

You're talking!

I'm so sorry

No, it's OK. It's fine
I know I'm dreaming

But I don't recall going to bed

Well, I'm sure this
Is very disconcerting

This is a bit of a surprise to me
I mean, you're a bee!

I am. And I'm not supposed
To be doing this

But they were all trying to kill me

And if it wasn't for you...

I had to thank you
It's just how I was raised

That was a little weird

- I'm talking with a bee
- Yeah

I'm talking to a bee
And the bee is talking to me!

I just want to say I'm grateful
I'll leave now

- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?

The talking thing

Same way you did, I guess
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up

- That's very funny
- Yeah

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh
We'd cry with what we have to deal with


Oan I...

...get you something?
- Like what?

I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't want to put you out

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes

- It's just coffee
- I hate to impose

- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup

Hey, you want rum cake?

- I shouldn't
- Have some

- No, I can't
- Oome on!

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms

- Where?
- These stripes don't help

You look great!

I don't know if you know
Anything about fashion

Are you all right?


He's making the tie in the cab
As they're flying up Madison

He finally gets there

He runs up the steps into the church
The wedding is on

And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

Is that a bee joke?

That's the kind of stuff we do

Yeah, different

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

About work? I don't know

I want to do my part for the hive
But I can't do it the way they want

I know how you feel

- You do?
- Sure

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
A doctor, but I wanted to be a florist

- Really?
- My only interest is flowers

Our new queen was just elected
With that same campaign slogan

Anyway, if you look...

There's my hive right there. See it?

You're in Sheep Meadow!

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

No way! I know that area
I lost a toe ring there once

- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?

- It's like putting a hat on your knee
- Maybe I'll try that

- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine

Just having two cups of coffee!

Anyway, this has been great
Thanks for the coffee

Yeah, it's no trouble

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did
I'd be up the rest of my life

Are you...?

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Sure! Here, have a crumb

- Thanks!
- Yeah

All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around

Or not

OK, Barry

And thank you
So much again... for before

Oh, that? That was nothing

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

This can't possibly work

He's all set to go
We may as well try it

OK, Dave, pull the chute

- Sounds amazing
- It was amazing!

It was the scariest
Happiest moment of my life

Humans! I can't believe
You were with humans!

Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy

They eat crazy giant things
They drive crazy

- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't

- How'd you get back?
- Poodle

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
Whatever you wanted to see

You had your "experience." Now you
Can pick out yourjob and be normal

- Well...
- Well?

Well, I met someone

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp

- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders

I know it's the hottest thing
With the eight legs and all

I can't get by that face

So who is she?

She's... human

No, no. That's a bee law
You wouldn't break a bee law

- Her name's Vanessa
- Oh, boy

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

We're not dating

You're flying outside the hive, talking
To humans that attack our homes

With power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

She saved my life!
And she understands me

This is over!

Eat this

This is not over! What was that?

- They call it a crumb
- It was so stingin' stripey!

And that's not what they eat
That's what falls off what they eat!

- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting
They heat it up...

Sit down!

...really hot!
- Listen to me!

We are not them! We're us
There's us and there's them!

Yes, but who can deny
The heart that is yearning?

There's no yearning
Stop yearning. Listen to me!

You have got to start thinking bee
My friend. Thinking bee!

- Thinking bee
- Thinking bee

Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

There he is. He's in the pool

You know what your problem is, Barry?

I gotta start thinking bee?

How much longer will this go on?

It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?

I've got a lot of big life decisions
To think about

What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!

Would it kill you
To make a little honey?

Barry, come out
Your father's talking to you

Martin, would you talk to him?

Barry, I'm talking to you!

You coming?

Got everything?

All set!

Go ahead. I'll catch up

Don't be too long

Watch this!


- We're still here
- I told you not to yell at him

He doesn't respond to yelling!

- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!

I'm not listening to this

Sorry, I've gotta go

- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend

A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


I just hope she's Bee-ish

They have a huge parade
Of flowers every year in Pasadena?

To be in the Tournament of Roses
That's every florist's dream!

Up on a float, surrounded
By flowers, crowds cheering

A tournament. Do the roses
Compete in athletic events?

No. All right, I've got one
How come you don't fly everywhere?

It's exhausting. Why don't you
Run everywhere? It's faster

Yeah, OK, I see, I see
All right, your turn

TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!

You don't have that?

We have Hivo, but it's a disease
It's a horrible, horrible disease

Oh, my

Dumb bees!

You must want to sting all those j*rks

We try not to sting
It's usually fatal for us

So you have to watch your temper

Very carefully
You kick a wall, take a walk

Write an angry letter and throw it out
Work through it like any emotion:

Anger, jealousy, lust

Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug

He's not bothering anybody
Get out of here, you creep!

What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?

Yeah, it was. How did you know?

It felt like about 10 pages
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit

You've really got that
Down to a science

- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue
- I'll bet

What in the name
Of Mighty Hercules is this?

How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom

Ray Liotta Private Select?

- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him

- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it

You don't have
Enough food of your own?

- Well, yes
- How do you get it?

- Bees make it
- I know who makes it!

And it's hard to make it!

There's heating, cooling, stirring
You need a whole Krelman thing!

- It's organic
- It's our-ganic!

It's just honey, Barry

Just what?!

Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!

You've taken our homes, schools
Hospitals! This is all we have!

And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this

I'm getting to the bottom
Of all of this!

Hey, Hector

- You almost done?
- Almost

He is here. I sense it

Well, I guess I'll go home now

And just leave this nice honey out
With no one around

You're busted, box boy!

I knew I heard something
So you can talk!

I can talk
And now you'll start talking!

Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?

I don't understand
I thought we were friends

The last thing we want
To do is upset bees!

You're too late! It's ours now!

You, sir, have crossed
The wrong sword!

You, sir, will be lunch
For my iguana, Ignacio!

Where is the honey coming from?

Tell me where!

Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!

Orazy person!

What horrible thing has happened here?

These faces, they never knew
What hit them. And now

They're on the road to nowhere!

Just keep still

What? You're not dead?

Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
That moves. Where you headed?

To Honey Farms
I am onto something huge here

I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood
Crazy stuff. Blows your head off!

I'm going to Tacoma

- And you?
- He really is dead

All right


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!

- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?

Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!

Why does everything have
To be so doggone clean?!

How much do you people need to see?!

Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!

From NPR News in Washington
I'm Oarl Kasell

But don't kill no more bugs!

- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!

- You hear something?
- Like what?

Like tiny screaming

Turn off the radio

Whassup, bee boy?

Hey, Blood

Just a row of honey jars
As far as the eye could see


I assume wherever this truck goes
Is where they're getting it

I mean, that honey's ours

- Bees hang tight
- We're all jammed in

It's a close community

Not us, man. We on our own
Every mosquito on his own

- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble

Nobody likes us. They just smack
See a mosquito, smack, smack!

At least you're out in the world
You must meet girls

Mosquito girls try to trade up
Get with a moth, dragonfly

Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito

You got to be kidding me!

Mooseblood's about to leave
The building! So long, bee!

- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!

I knew I'd catch y'all down here
Did you bring your crazy straw?

We throw it in jars, slap a label on it
And it's pretty much pure profit

What is this place?

A bee's got a brain
The size of a pinhead

They are pinheads!


- Oheck out the new smoker
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want

The Thomas 3000!


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic
Twice the nicotine, all the tar

A couple breaths of this
Knocks them right out

They make the honey
And we make the money

"They make the honey
And we make the money"?

Oh, my!

What's going on? Are you OK?

Yeah. It doesn't last too long

Do you know you're
In a fake hive with fake walls?

Our queen was moved here
We had no choice

This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!

That's a drag queen!

What is this?

Oh, no!

There's hundreds of them!

Bee honey

Our honey is being brazenly stolen
On a massive scale!

This is worse than anything bears
Have done! I intend to do something

Oh, Barry, stop

Who told you humans are taking
Our honey? That's a rumor

Do these look like rumors?

That's a conspiracy theory
These are obviously doctored photos

How did you get mixed up in this?

He's been talking to humans

- What?
- Talking to humans?!

He has a human girlfriend
And they make out!

Make out? Barry!

We do not

- You wish you could
- Whose side are you on?

The bees!

I dated a cricket once in San Antonio
Those crazy legs kept me up all night

Barry, this is what you want
To do with your life?

I want to do it for all our lives
Nobody works harder than bees!

Dad, I remember you
Coming home so overworked

Your hands were still stirring
You couldn't stop

I remember that

What right do they have to our honey?

We live on two cups a year. They put it
In lip balm for no reason whatsoever!

Even if it's true, what can one bee do?

Sting them where it really hurts

In the face! The eye!

- That would hurt
- No

Up the nose? That's a killer

There's only one place you can sting
The humans, one place where it matters

Hive at Five, the hive's only
Full-hour action news source

No more bee beards!

With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk

Weather with Storm Stinger

Sports with Buzz Larvi

And Jeanette Ohung

- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung

A tri-county bee, Barry Benson

Intends to sue the human race
For stealing our honey

Packaging it and profiting
From it illegally!

Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King

We'll have three former queens here in
Our studio, discussing their new book

Olassy Ladies
Out this week on Hexagon

Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson

Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
From the hive. I can't do this"?

Bees have never been afraid
To change the world

What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?

Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans

We were thinking
Of stickball or candy stores

How old are you?

The bee community
Is supporting you in this case

Which will be the trial
Of the bee century

You know, they have a Larry King
In the human world too

It's a common name. Next week...

He looks like you and has a show
And suspenders and colored dots...

Next week...

Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
Guest even though you just heard 'em

Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live

Always leans forward, pointy shoulders
Squinty eyes, very Jewish

In tennis, you attack
At the point of weakness!

It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81

Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?

Quiet, please
Actual work going on here

- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!

I'm helping him sue the human race

- Hello
- Hello, bee

This is Ken

Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
Ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe

Why does he talk again?

Listen, you better go
Cause we're really busy working

But it's our yogurt night!


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!

You poor thing
You two have been at this for hours!

Yes, and Adam here
Has been a huge help

- Frosting...
- How many sugars?

Just one. I try not
To use the competition

So why are you helping me?

Bees have good qualities

And it takes my mind off the shop

Instead of flowers, people
Are giving balloon bouquets now

Those are great, if you're three

And artificial flowers

- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too

Bent stingers, pointless pollination

Bees must hate those fake things!

Nothing worse
Than a daffodil that's had work done

Maybe this could make up
For it a little bit

- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal
- I guess

You sure you want to go through with it?

Am I sure? When I'm done with
The humans, they won't be able

To say, "Honey, I'm home,"
Without paying a royalty!

It's an incredible scene
Here in downtown Manhattan

Where the world anxiously waits
Because for the first time in history

We will hear for ourselves
If a honeybee can actually speak

What have we gotten into here, Barry?

It's pretty big, isn't it?

I can't believe how many humans
Don't work during the day

You think billion-dollar multinational
Food companies have good lawyers?

Everybody needs to stay
Behind the barricade

- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill

Well, if it isn't the bee team

You boys work on this?

All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding

All right. Oase number 4475

Superior Oourt of New York
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry

Is now in session

Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
The five food companies collectively?

A privilege

Mr. Benson... you're representing
All the bees of the world?

I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor
We're ready to proceed

Mr. Montgomery
Your opening statement, please

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury

My grandmother was a simple woman

Born on a farm, she believed
It was man's divine right

To benefit from the bounty
Of nature God put before us

If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines

Just think of what would it mean

I would have to negotiate
With the silkworm

For the elastic in my britches!

Talking bee!

How do we know this isn't some sort of

Holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?

They could be using laser beams!

Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know

He could be on steroids!

Mr. Benson?

Ladies and gentlemen
There's no trickery here

I'm just an ordinary bee
Honey's pretty important to me

It's important to all bees
We invented it!

We make it. And we protect it
With our lives

Unfortunately, there are
Some people in this room

Who think they can take it from us

Cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over

You'll see how, by taking our honey
You not only take everything we have

But everything we are!

I wish he'd dress like that
All the time. So nice!

Oall your first witness

So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
Of Honey Farms, big company you have

I suppose so

I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!

Yes, they provide beekeepers
For our farms

Beekeeper. I find that
To be a very disturbing term

I don't imagine you employ
Any bee-free-ers, do you?

- No
- I couldn't hear you

- No
- No

Because you don't free bees
You keep bees. Not only that

It seems you thought a bear would be
An appropriate image for a jar of honey

They're very lovable creatures

Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear

You mean like this?

Bears kill bees!

How'd you like his head crashing
Through your living room?!

Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!

OK, that's enough. Take him away

So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here
Your name intrigues me

- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police

But you've never been
A police officer, have you?

No, I haven't

No, you haven't. And so here
We have yet another example

Of bee culture casually
Stolen by a human

For nothing more than
A prance-about stage name

Oh, please

Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?

Because I'm feeling
A little stung, Sting

Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!

That's not his real name?! You idiots!

Mr. Liotta, first
Belated congratulations on

Your Emmy win for a guest spot
On ER in 2005

Thank you. Thank you

I see from your resume
That you're devilishly handsome

With a churning inner turmoil
That's ready to blow

I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?

Not yet it isn't. But is this
What it's come to for you?

Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
So you don't

Have to rehearse
Your part and learn your lines, sir?

Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!

This isn't a goodfella
This is a badfella!

Why doesn't someone just step on
This creep, and we can all go home?!

- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!

Order! Order, I say!

- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!

I think it was awfully nice
Of that bear to pitch in like that

I think the jury's on our side

Are we doing everything right, legally?

I'm a florist

Right. Well, here's to a great team

To a great team!

Well, hello

- Ken!
- Hello

I didn't think you were coming

No, I was just late
I tried to call, but... the battery

I didn't want all this to go to waste
So I called Barry. Luckily, he was free

Oh, that was lucky

There's a little left
I could heat it up

Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever

So I hear you're quite a tennis player

I'm not much for the game myself
The ball's a little grabby

That's where I usually sit
Right... there

Ken, Barry was looking at your resume

And he agreed with me that eating with
Chopsticks isn't really a special skill

You think I don't see what you're doing?

I know how hard it is to find
The rightjob. We have that in common

Do we?

Bees have 100 percent employment
But we do jobs like taking the crud out

That's just what
I was thinking about doing

Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
For his fuzz. I hope that was all right

I'm going to drain the old stinger

Yeah, you do that

Look at that

You know, I've just about had it

With your little mind games

- What's that?
- Italian Vogue

Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages

A lot of ads

Remember what Van said, why is
Your life more valuable than mine?

Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!

I think something stinks in here!

I love the smell of flowers

How do you like the smell of flames?!

Not as much

Water bug! Not taking sides!

Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!

I've got issues!

Well, well, well, a royal flush!

- You're bluffing
- Am I?

Surf's up, dude!

Poo water!

That bowl is gnarly

Except for those dirty yellow rings!

Kenneth! What are you doing?!

You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!

We need to talk!

He's just a little bee!

And he happens to be
The nicest bee I've met in a long time!

Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?

No, but there are other things bugging
Me in life. And you're one of them!

Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...

My nerves are fried from riding
On this emotional roller coaster!

Goodbye, Ken

And for your information

I prefer sugar-free, artificial
Sweeteners made by man!

I'm sorry about all that

I know it's got
An aftertaste! I like it!

I always felt there was some kind
Of barrier between Ken and me

I couldn't overcome it
Oh, well

Are you OK for the trial?

I believe Mr. Montgomery
Is about out of ideas

We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand

Good idea! You can really see why he's
Considered one of the best lawyers...


Layton, you've
Gotta weave some magic

With this jury
Or it's gonna be all over

Don't worry. The only thing I have
To do to turn this jury around

Is to remind them
Of what they don't like about bees

- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?

Only to losing, son. Only to losing

Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
What I think we'd all like to know

What exactly is your relationship

To that woman?

We're friends

- Good friends?
- Yes

How good? Do you live together?

Wait a minute...

Are you her little...


I've seen a bee doc*mentary or two
From what I understand

Doesn't your queen give birth
To all the bee children?

- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!

- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!

Hold me back!

You're an illegitimate bee
Aren't you, Benson?

He's denouncing bees!

Don't y'all date your cousins?

- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!

Adam, don't! It's what he wants!

Oh, I'm hit!!

Oh, lordy, I am hit!

Order! Order!

The venom! The venom
Is coursing through my veins!

I have been felled
By a winged beast of destruction!

You see? You can't treat them
Like equals! They're striped savages!

Stinging's the only thing
They know! It's their way!

- Adam, stay with me
- I can't feel my legs

What angel of mercy
Will come forward to suck the poison

From my heaving buttocks?

I will have order in this court. Order!

Order, please!

The case of the honeybees
Versus the human race

Took a pointed turn against the bees

Yesterday when one of their legal
Team stung Layton T. Montgomery

- Hey, buddy
- Hey

- Is there much pain?
- Yeah


I blew the whole case, didn't I?

It doesn't matter. What matters is
You're alive. You could have died

I'd be better off dead. Look at me

They got it from the cafeteria
Downstairs, in a tuna sandwich

Look, there's
A little celery still on it

What was it like to sting someone?

I can't explain it. It was all...

All adrenaline and then...
And then ecstasy!

All right

You think it was all a trap?

Of course. I'm sorry
I flew us right into this

What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
Just a couple of bugs in this world

What will the humans do to us
If they win?

I don't know

I hear they put the roaches in motels
That doesn't sound so bad

Adam, they check in
But they don't check out!

Oh, my

Oould you get a nurse
To close that window?

- Why?
- The smoke

Bees don't smoke

Right. Bees don't smoke

Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking

That's it! That's our case!

It is? It's not over?

Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere

Get back to the court and stall
Stall any way you can

And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub

Mr. Flayman

Yes? Yes, Your Honor!

Where is the rest of your team?

Well, Your Honor, it's interesting

Bees are trained to fly haphazardly

And as a result
We don't make very good time

I actually heard a funny story about...

Your Honor
Haven't these ridiculous bugs

Taken up enough
Of this court's valuable time?

How much longer will we allow
These absurd shenanigans to go on?

They have presented no compelling
Evidence to support their charges

Against my clients
Who run legitimate businesses

I move for a complete dismissal
Of this entire case!

Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going

To have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion

But you can't! We have a terrific case

Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?

Show me the smoking gun!

Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?

Here is your smoking gun

What is that?

It's a bee smoker!

What, this?
This harmless little contraption?

This couldn't hurt a fly
Let alone a bee

Look at what has happened

To bees who have never been asked
"Smoking or non?"

Is this what nature intended for us?

To be forcibly addicted
To smoke machines

And man-made wooden slat work camps?

Living out our lives as honey slaves
To the white man?

- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card

Ladies and gentlemen, please
Free these bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

Free the bees!

Free the bees! Free the bees!

The court finds in favor of the bees!

Vanessa, we won!

I knew you could do it! High-five!


I'm OK! You know what this means?

All the honey
Will finally belong to the bees

Now we won't have
To work so hard all the time

This is an unholy perversion
Of the balance of nature, Benson

You'll regret this

Barry, how much honey is out there?

All right. One at a time

Barry, who are you wearing?

My sweater is Ralph Lauren
And I have no pants

- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?

We've been living the bee way
A long time, 27 million years

Oongratulations on your victory
What will you demand as a settlement?

First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
Of all bee work camps

Then we want back the honey
That was ours to begin with

Every last drop

We demand an end to the glorification
Of the bear as anything more

Than a filthy, smelly
Bad-breath stink machine

We're all aware
Of what they do in the woods

Wait for my signal

Take him out

He'll have nauseous
For a few hours, then he'll be fine

And we will no longer tolerate
Bee-negative nicknames...

But it's just a prance-about stage name!

...unnecessary inclusion of honey
In bogus health products

And la-dee-da human
Tea-time snack garnishments

Oan't breathe

Bring it in, boys!

Hold it right there! Good

Tap it

Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups
And there's gallons more coming!

- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down

Shut down honey production!

Stop making honey!

Turn your key, sir!

What do we do now?


We're shutting honey production!

Mission abort

Aborting pollination and nectar detail
Returning to base

Adam, you wouldn't believe
How much honey was out there

Oh, yeah?

What's going on? Where is everybody?

- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home

They don't know what to do
Laying out, sleeping in

I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
To San Antonio with a cricket

At least we got our honey back

Sometimes I think, so what if humans
Liked our honey? Who wouldn't?

It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it

This was my new desk. This was my
New job. I wanted to do it really well

And now...

Now I can't

I don't understand
Why they're not happy

I thought their lives would be better!

They're doing nothing. It's amazing
Honey really changes people

You don't have any idea
What's going on, do you?

- What did you want to show me?
- This

What happened here?

That is not the half of it

Oh, no. Oh, my

They're all wilting

Doesn't look very good, does it?


And whose fault do you think that is?

You know, I'm gonna guess bees


Specifically, me

I didn't think bees not needing to make
Honey would affect all these things

It's notjust flowers
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees

That's our whole SAT test right there

Take away produce, that affects
The entire animal kingdom

And then, of course...

The human species?

So if there's no more pollination

It could all just go south here
Couldn't it?

I know this is also partly my fault

How about a suicide pact?

How do we do it?

- I'll sting you, you step on me
- Thatjust kills you twice

Right, right

Listen, Barry...
Sorry, but I gotta get going

I had to open my mouth and talk


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?

To the final Tournament of Roses parade
In Pasadena

They've moved it to this weekend
Because all the flowers are dying

It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it

Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry
I never meant it to turn out like this

I know. Me neither

Tournament of Roses
Roses can't do sports

Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?





- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are

Flowers, bees, pollen!

I know
That's why this is the last parade

Maybe not
Oould you ask him to slow down?

Oould you slow down?


OK, I made a huge mistake
This is a total disaster, all my fault

Yes, it kind of is

I've ruined the planet
I wanted to help you

With the flower shop
I've made it worse

Actually, it's completely closed down

I thought maybe you were remodeling

But I have another idea, and it's
Greater than my previous ideas combined

I don't want to hear it!

All right, they have the roses
The roses have the pollen

I know every bee, plant
And flower bud in this park

All we gotta do is get what they've got
Back here with what we've got

- Bees
- Park

- Pollen!
- Flowers

- Repollination!
- Across the nation!

Tournament of Roses
Pasadena, Oalifornia

They've got nothing
But flowers, floats and cotton candy

Security will be tight

I have an idea

Vanessa Bloome, FTD

Official floral business. It's real

Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch

Thank you. It was a gift

Once inside
We just pick the right float

How about The Princess and the Pea?

I could be the princess
And you could be the pea!

Yes, I got it

- Where should I sit?
- What are you?

- I believe I'm the pea
- The pea?

It goes under the mattresses

- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart
- I'm getting the marshal

You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!

Let's see what this baby'll do

Hey, what are you doing?!

Then all we do
Is blend in with traffic...

...without arousing suspicion

Once at the airport
There's no stopping us

Stop! Security

- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes

Has it been
In your possession the entire time?

Would you remove your shoes?

- Remove your stinger
- It's part of me

I know. Just having some fun
Enjoy your flight

Then if we're lucky, we'll have
Just enough pollen to do the job

Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
Have just enough pollen to do the job!

I think this is gonna work

It's got to work

Attention, passengers
This is Oaptain Scott

We have a bit of bad weather
In New York

It looks like we'll experience
A couple hours delay

Barry, these are cut flowers
With no water. They'll never make it

I gotta get up there
And talk to them

Be careful

Oan I get help
With the Sky Mall magazine?

I'd like to order the talking
Inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer

Oaptain, I'm in a real situation

- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing


Don't freak out! My entire species...

What are you doing?

- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?

Don't move

Oh, Barry

Good afternoon, passengers
This is your captain

Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
Please report to the c*ckpit?

And please hurry!

What happened here?

There was a DustBuster
A toupee, a life raft exploded

One's bald, one's in a boat
They're both unconscious!

- Is that another bee joke?
- No!

No one's flying the plane!

This is JFK control tower, Flight 356
What's your status?

This is Vanessa Bloome
I'm a florist from New York

Where's the pilot?

He's unconscious
And so is the copilot

Not good. Does anyone onboard
Have flight experience?

As a matter of fact, there is

- Who's that?
- Barry Benson

From the honey trial?! Oh, great

Vanessa, this is nothing more
Than a big metal bee

It's got giant wings, huge engines

I can't fly a plane

- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes

How hard could it be?

Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning

This is Bob Bumble. We have some
Late-breaking news from JFK Airport

Where a suspenseful scene
Is developing

Barry Benson
Fresh from his legal victory...

That's Barry!

...is attempting to land a plane
Loaded with people, flowers

And an incapacitated flight crew


We have a storm in the area
And two individuals at the controls

With absolutely no flight experience

Just a minute
There's a bee on that plane

I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
And his no-account compadres

They've done enough damage

But isn't he your only hope?

Technically, a bee
Shouldn't be able to fly at all

Their wings are too small...

Haven't we heard this a million times?

"The surface area of the wings
And body mass make no sense."

- Get this on the air!
- Got it

- Stand by
- We're going live

The way we work may be a mystery to you

Making honey takes a lot of bees
Doing a lot of small jobs

But let me tell you about a small job

If you do it well
It makes a big difference

More than we realized
To us, to everyone

That's why I want to get bees
Back to working together

That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O

We get behind a fellow

- Black and yellow!
- Hello!

Left, right, down, hover

- Hover?
- Forget hover

This isn't so hard
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!

Barry, what happened?!

Wait, I think we were
On autopilot the whole time

- That may have been helping me
- And now we're not!

So it turns out I cannot fly a plane

All of you, let's get
Behind this fellow! Move it out!

Move out!

Our only chance is if I do what I'd do
You copy me with the wings of the plane!

Don't have to yell

I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble

It's very hard to concentrate
With that panicky tone in your voice!

It's not a tone. I'm panicking!

I can't do this!

Vanessa, pull yourself together
You have to snap out of it!

You snap out of it

You snap out of it

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!

- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn

How is the plane flying?

I don't know


Benson, got any flowers
For a happy occasion in there?

The Pollen Jocks!

They do get behind a fellow

- Black and yellow
- Hello

All right, let's drop this tin can
On the blacktop

Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?

No, nothing. It's all cloudy

Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry

- Thinking bee
- Thinking bee

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

Wait a minute
I think I'm feeling something

- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me

Like a 27-million-year-old instinct

Bring the nose down

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!

Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!

- Vanessa, aim for the flower
- OK

Out the engines. We're going in
On bee power. Ready, boys?


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it

Land on that flower!

Ready? Full reverse!

Spin it around!

- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?

- That flower
- I'm aiming at the flower!

That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt
I mean the giant pulsating flower

Made of millions of bees!

Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up

Rotate around it

- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly

Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
Flying in an insect-like pattern?

Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid
Smell it. Full reverse!

Just drop it. Be a part of it

Aim for the center!

Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!

Oome on, already

Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!

- Yes. No high-five!
- Right

Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?

What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!

- Thank you
- But we're not done yet

Listen, everyone!

This runway is covered
With the last pollen

From the last flowers
Available anywhere on Earth

That means this is our last chance

We're the only ones who make honey
Pollinate flowers and dress like this

If we're gonna survive as a species
This is our moment! What do you say?

Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?

We're bees!


Then follow me! Except Keychain

Hold on, Barry. Here

You've earned this


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
Fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves

Oh, yeah

That's our Barry

Mom! The bees are back!

If anybody needs
To make a call, now's the time

I got a feeling we'll be
Working late tonight!

Here's your change. Have a great
Afternoon! Oan I help who's next?

Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these

Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me
And I don't see a nickel!

Sometimes I just feel
Like a piece of meat!

I had no idea

Barry, I'm sorry
Have you got a moment?

Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you

Sorry I'm late

He's a lawyer too?

I was already a blood-sucking parasite
All I needed was a briefcase

Have a great afternoon!

Barry, I just got this huge tulip order
And I can't get them anywhere

No problem, Vannie
Just leave it to me

You're a lifesaver, Barry
Oan I help who's next?

All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly

Thank you, Barry!

That bee is living my life!

Let it go, Kenny

- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go

- Beautiful day to fly
- Sure is

Between you and me
I was dying to get out of that office

You have got
To start thinking bee, my friend

- Thinking bee!
- Me?

Hold it. Let's just stop
For a second. Hold it

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone
Oan we stop here?

I'm not making a major life decision
During a production number!

All right. Take ten, everybody
Wrap it up, guys

I had virtually no rehearsal for that

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