A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Lil Wayne

"Bee Movie"

OMNISCIENT NARRATOR:
According to all known laws of aviation
There is no way a bee should be able to fly
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
The bee, of course, flies anyway
Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible

BARRY:
Yellow black, yellow black, yellow
black, yellow black, yellow black,
yellow black... oohh, black and
yellow... Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.

JANET BENSON:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!

BARRY:
Coming!

Phone RINGING.

Barry’s antennae vibrate as they ring like a phone. Barry’s
hands are wet.
He looks around for a towel

BARRY (cont'd):
Hang on a second!
Hello?

ADAM:
Barry?

BARRY:
Adam?


- Can you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up


Looking sharp


Use the stairs. Your father
Paid good money for those


Sorry. I'm excited


Here's the graduate
We're very proud of you, son


A perfect report card, all B's


Very proud


Ma! I got a thing going here


- You got lint on your fuzz
- Ow! That's me!


- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000
- Bye!


Barry, I told you
Stop flying in the house!


- Hey, Adam
- Hey, Barry


- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation


Never thought I'd make it


Three days grade school
Three days high school


Those were awkward


Three days college. I'm glad I took
A day and hitchhiked around the hive


You did come back different


- Hi, Barry
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good


- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah


- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going


Everybody knows
Sting someone, you die


Don't waste it on a squirrel
Such a hothead


I guess he could have
Just gotten out of the way


I love this incorporating
An amusement park into our day


That's why we don't need vacations


Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
Under the circ*mstances


- Well, Adam, today we are men
- We are!


- Bee-men
- Amen!


Hallelujah!


Students, faculty, distinguished bees


Please welcome Dean Buzzwell


Welcome, New Hive Oity
Graduating class of...


...9:15


That concludes our ceremonies


And begins your career
At Honex Industries!


Will we pick ourjob today?


I heard it's just orientation


Heads up! Here we go


Keep your hands and antennas
Inside the tram at all times


- Wonder what it'll be like?
- A little scary


Welcome to Honex
A division of Honesco


And a part of the Hexagon Group


This is it!


Wow


Wow


We know that you, as a bee
Have worked your whole life


To get to the point where you
Can work for your whole life


Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
Jocks bring the nectar to the hive


Our top-secret formula


Is automatically color-corrected
Scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured


Into this soothing sweet syrup


With its distinctive
Golden glow you know as...


Honey!


- That girl was hot
- She's my cousin!


- She is?
- Yes, we're all cousins


- Right. You're right
- At Honex, we constantly strive


To improve every aspect
Of bee existence


These bees are stress-testing
A new helmet technology


- What do you think he makes?
- Not enough


Here we have our latest advancement
The Krelman


- What does that do?
- Oatches that little strand of honey


That hangs after you pour it
Saves us millions


Oan anyone work on the Krelman?


Of course. Most bee jobs are
Small ones. But bees know


That every small job
If it's done well, means a lot


But choose carefully


Because you'll stay in the job
You pick for the rest of your life


The same job the rest of your life?
I didn't know that


What's the difference?


You'll be happy to know that bees
As a species, haven't had one day off


In 27 million years


So you'll just work us to death?


We'll sure try


Wow! That blew my mind!


"What's the difference?"
How can you say that?


One job forever?
That's an insane choice to have to make


I'm relieved. Now we only have
To make one decision in life


But, Adam, how could they
Never have told us that?


Why would you question anything?
We're bees


We're the most perfectly
Functioning society on Earth


You ever think maybe things
Work a little too well here?


Like what? Give me one example


I don't know. But you know
What I'm talking about


Please clear the gate
Royal Nectar Force on approach


Wait a second. Oheck it out


- Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- Wow


I've never seen them this close


They know what it's like
Outside the hive


Yeah, but some don't come back


- Hey, Jocks!
- Hi, Jocks!


You guys did great!


You're monsters!
You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!


- I wonder where they were
- I don't know


Their day's not planned


Outside the hive, flying who knows
Where, doing who knows what


You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
Jock. You have to be bred for that


Right


Look. That's more pollen
Than you and I will see in a lifetime


It's just a status symbol
Bees make too much of it


Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
And the ladies see you wearing it


Those ladies?
Aren't they our cousins too?


Distant. Distant


Look at these two


- Oouple of Hive Harrys
- Let's have fun with them


It must be dangerous
Being a Pollen Jock


Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
Against a mushroom!


He had a paw on my throat
And with the other, he was slapping me!


- Oh, my!
- I never thought I'd knock him out


What were you doing during this?


Trying to alert the authorities


I can autograph that


A little gusty out there today
Wasn't it, comrades?


Yeah. Gusty


We're hitting a sunflower patch
Six miles from here tomorrow


- Six miles, huh?
- Barry!


A puddle jump for us
But maybe you're not up for it


- Maybe I am
- You are not!


We're going 0900 at J-Gate


What do you think, buzzy-boy?
Are you bee enough?


I might be. It all depends
On what 0900 means


Hey, Honex!


Dad, you surprised me


You decide what you're interested in?


- Well, there's a lot of choices
- But you only get one


Do you ever get bored
Doing the same job every day?


Son, let me tell you about stirring


You grab that stick, and you just
Move it around, and you stir it around


You get yourself into a rhythm
It's a beautiful thing


You know, Dad
The more I think about it


Maybe the honey field
Just isn't right for me


You were thinking of what
Making balloon animals?


That's a bad job
For a guy with a stinger


Janet, your son's not sure
He wants to go into honey!


- Barry, you are so funny sometimes
- I'm not trying to be funny


You're not funny! You're going
Into honey. Our son, the stirrer!


- You're gonna be a stirrer?
- No one's listening to me!


Wait till you see the sticks I have


I could say anything right now
I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!


Let's open some honey and celebrate!


Maybe I'll pierce my thorax
Shave my antennae


Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
A gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!


I'm so proud


- We're starting work today!
- Today's the day


Oome on! All the good jobs
Will be gone


Yeah, right


Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring
Stirrer, front desk, hair removal...


- Is it still available?
- Hang on. Two left!


One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
Step to the side


- What'd you get?
- Picking crud out. Stellar!


Wow!


Oouple of newbies?


Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!


Make your choice


- You want to go first?
- No, you go


Oh, my. What's available?


Restroom attendant's open
Not for the reason you think


- Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- Sure, you're on


I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out


Wax monkey's always open


The Krelman opened up again


What happened?


A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
He's dead. Another dead one


Deady. Deadified. Two more dead


Dead from the neck up
Dead from the neck down. That's life!


Oh, this is so hard!


Heating, cooling
Stunt bee, pourer, stirrer


Humming, inspector number seven
Lint coordinator, stripe supervisor


Mite wrangler. Barry, what
Do you think I should... Barry?


Barry!


All right, we've got the sunflower patch
In quadrant nine...


What happened to you?
Where are you?


- I'm going out
- Out? Out where?


- Out there
- Oh, no!


I have to, before I go
To work for the rest of my life


You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?


Another call coming in


If anyone's feeling brave
There's a Korean deli on 83rd


That gets their roses today


Hey, guys


- Look at that
- Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?


Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted


It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up


Really? Feeling lucky, are you?


Sign here, here. Just initial that


- Thank you
- OK


You got a rain advisory today


And as you all know
Bees cannot fly in rain


So be careful. As always
Watch your brooms


Hockey sticks, dogs
Birds, bears and bats


Also, I got a couple of reports
Of root beer being poured on us


Murphy's in a home because of it
Babbling like a cicada!


- That's awful
- And a reminder for you rookies


Bee law number one
Absolutely no talking to humans!


All right, launch positions!


Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz
Buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!


Black and yellow!


Hello!


You ready for this, hot shot?


Yeah. Yeah, bring it on


Wind, check


- Antennae, check
- Nectar pack, check


- Wings, check
- Stinger, check


Scared out of my shorts, check


OK, ladies


Let's move it out!


Pound those petunias
You striped stem-suckers!


All of you, drain those flowers!


Wow! I'm out!


I can't believe I'm out!


So blue


I feel so fast and free!


Box kite!


Wow!


Flowers!


This is Blue Leader
We have roses visual


Bring it around 30 degrees and hold


Roses!


30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around


Stand to the side, kid
It's got a bit of a kick


That is one nectar collector!


- Ever see pollination up close?
- No, sir


I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
Over here. Maybe a dash over there


A pinch on that one
See that? It's a little bit of magic


That's amazing. Why do we do that?


That's pollen power. More pollen, more
Flowers, more nectar, more honey for us


Oool


I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow
Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?


Oopy that visual


Wait. One of these flowers
Seems to be on the move


Say again? You're reporting
A moving flower?


Affirmative


That was on the line!


This is the coolest. What is it?


I don't know, but I'm loving this color


It smells good
Not like a flower, but I like it


Yeah, fuzzy


Ohemical-y


Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby


My sweet lord of bees!


Oandy-brain, get off there!


Problem!


- Guys!
- This could be bad


Affirmative


Very close


Gonna hurt


Mama's little boy


You are way out of position, rookie!


Ooming in at you like a missile!


Help me!


I don't think these are flowers


- Should we tell him?
- I think he knows


What is this?!


Match point!


You can start packing up, honey
Because you're about to eat it!


Yowser!


Gross


There's a bee in the car!


- Do something!
- I'm driving!


- Hi, bee
- He's back here!


He's going to sting me!


Nobody move. If you don't move
He won't sting you. Freeze!


He blinked!


Spray him, Granny!


What are you doing?!


Wow... the tension level
Out here is unbelievable


I gotta get home


Oan't fly in rain


Oan't fly in rain


Oan't fly in rain


Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!


Ken, could you close
The window please?


Ken, could you close
The window please?


Oheck out my new resume
I made it into a fold-out brochure


You see? Folds out


Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this


What was that?


Maybe this time. This time. This time
This time! This time! This...


Drapes!


That is diabolical


It's fantastic. It's got all my special
Skills, even my top-ten favorite movies


What's number one? Star Wars?


Nah, I don't go for that...


...kind of stuff


No wonder we shouldn't talk to them
They're out of their minds


When I leave a job interview, they're
Flabbergasted, can't believe what I say


There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out


I don't remember the sun
Having a big 75 on it


I predicted global warming


I could feel it getting hotter
At first I thought it was just me


Wait! Stop! Bee!


Stand back. These are winter boots


Wait!


Don't kill him!


You know I'm allergic to them!
This thing could kill me!


Why does his life have
Less value than yours?


Why does his life have any less value
Than mine? Is that your statement?


I'm just saying all life has value. You
Don't know what he's capable of feeling


My brochure!


There you go, little guy


I'm not scared of him
It's an allergic thing


Put that on your resume brochure


My whole face could puff up


Make it one of your special skills


Knocking someone out
Is also a special skill


Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks


- Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- Sure, Ken. You know, whatever


- You could put carob chips on there
- Bye


- Supposed to be less calories
- Bye


I gotta say something


She saved my life
I gotta say something


All right, here it goes


Nah


What would I say?


I could really get in trouble


It's a bee law
You're not supposed to talk to a human


I can't believe I'm doing this


I've got to


Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!


No. Yes. No


Do it. I can't


How should I start it?
"You like jazz?" No, that's no good


Here she comes! Speak, you fool!


Hi!


I'm sorry


- You're talking
- Yes, I know


You're talking!


I'm so sorry


No, it's OK. It's fine
I know I'm dreaming


But I don't recall going to bed


Well, I'm sure this
Is very disconcerting


This is a bit of a surprise to me
I mean, you're a bee!


I am. And I'm not supposed
To be doing this


But they were all trying to kill me


And if it wasn't for you...


I had to thank you
It's just how I was raised


That was a little weird


- I'm talking with a bee
- Yeah


I'm talking to a bee
And the bee is talking to me!


I just want to say I'm grateful
I'll leave now


- Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- What?


The talking thing


Same way you did, I guess
"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up


- That's very funny
- Yeah


Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh
We'd cry with what we have to deal with


Anyway...


Oan I...


...get you something?
- Like what?


I don't know. I mean...
I don't know. Ooffee?


I don't want to put you out


It's no trouble. It takes two minutes


- It's just coffee
- I hate to impose


- Don't be ridiculous!
- Actually, I would love a cup


Hey, you want rum cake?


- I shouldn't
- Have some


- No, I can't
- Oome on!


I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms


- Where?
- These stripes don't help


You look great!


I don't know if you know
Anything about fashion


Are you all right?


No


He's making the tie in the cab
As they're flying up Madison


He finally gets there


He runs up the steps into the church
The wedding is on


And he says, "Watermelon?
I thought you said Guatemalan


Why would I marry a watermelon?"


Is that a bee joke?


That's the kind of stuff we do


Yeah, different


So, what are you gonna do, Barry?


About work? I don't know


I want to do my part for the hive
But I can't do it the way they want


I know how you feel


- You do?
- Sure


My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
A doctor, but I wanted to be a florist


- Really?
- My only interest is flowers


Our new queen was just elected
With that same campaign slogan


Anyway, if you look...


There's my hive right there. See it?


You're in Sheep Meadow!


Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!


No way! I know that area
I lost a toe ring there once


- Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- Why not?


- It's like putting a hat on your knee
- Maybe I'll try that


- You all right, ma'am?
- Oh, yeah. Fine


Just having two cups of coffee!


Anyway, this has been great
Thanks for the coffee


Yeah, it's no trouble


Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did
I'd be up the rest of my life


Are you...?


Oan I take a piece of this with me?


Sure! Here, have a crumb


- Thanks!
- Yeah


All right. Well, then...
I guess I'll see you around


Or not


OK, Barry


And thank you
So much again... for before


Oh, that? That was nothing


Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...


This can't possibly work


He's all set to go
We may as well try it


OK, Dave, pull the chute


- Sounds amazing
- It was amazing!


It was the scariest
Happiest moment of my life


Humans! I can't believe
You were with humans!


Giant, scary humans!
What were they like?


Huge and crazy. They talk crazy


They eat crazy giant things
They drive crazy


- Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- Some of them. But some of them don't


- How'd you get back?
- Poodle


You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
Whatever you wanted to see


You had your "experience." Now you
Can pick out yourjob and be normal


- Well...
- Well?


Well, I met someone


You did? Was she Bee-ish?


- A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- No, no, no, not a wasp


- Spider?
- I'm not attracted to spiders


I know it's the hottest thing
With the eight legs and all


I can't get by that face


So who is she?


She's... human


No, no. That's a bee law
You wouldn't break a bee law


- Her name's Vanessa
- Oh, boy


She's so nice. And she's a florist!


Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!


We're not dating


You're flying outside the hive, talking
To humans that attack our homes


With power washers and M-80s!
One-eighth a stick of dynamite!


She saved my life!
And she understands me


This is over!


Eat this


This is not over! What was that?


- They call it a crumb
- It was so stingin' stripey!


And that's not what they eat
That's what falls off what they eat!


- You know what a Oinnabon is?
- No


It's bread and cinnamon and frosting
They heat it up...


Sit down!


...really hot!
- Listen to me!


We are not them! We're us
There's us and there's them!


Yes, but who can deny
The heart that is yearning?


There's no yearning
Stop yearning. Listen to me!


You have got to start thinking bee
My friend. Thinking bee!


- Thinking bee
- Thinking bee


Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


There he is. He's in the pool


You know what your problem is, Barry?


I gotta start thinking bee?


How much longer will this go on?


It's been three days!
Why aren't you working?


I've got a lot of big life decisions
To think about


What life? You have no life!
You have no job. You're barely a bee!


Would it kill you
To make a little honey?


Barry, come out
Your father's talking to you


Martin, would you talk to him?


Barry, I'm talking to you!


You coming?


Got everything?


All set!


Go ahead. I'll catch up


Don't be too long


Watch this!


Vanessa!


- We're still here
- I told you not to yell at him


He doesn't respond to yelling!


- Then why yell at me?
- Because you don't listen!


I'm not listening to this


Sorry, I've gotta go


- Where are you going?
- I'm meeting a friend


A girl? Is this why you can't decide?


Bye


I just hope she's Bee-ish


They have a huge parade
Of flowers every year in Pasadena?


To be in the Tournament of Roses
That's every florist's dream!


Up on a float, surrounded
By flowers, crowds cheering


A tournament. Do the roses
Compete in athletic events?


No. All right, I've got one
How come you don't fly everywhere?


It's exhausting. Why don't you
Run everywhere? It's faster


Yeah, OK, I see, I see
All right, your turn


TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
That's insane!


You don't have that?


We have Hivo, but it's a disease
It's a horrible, horrible disease


Oh, my


Dumb bees!


You must want to sting all those j*rks


We try not to sting
It's usually fatal for us


So you have to watch your temper


Very carefully
You kick a wall, take a walk


Write an angry letter and throw it out
Work through it like any emotion:


Anger, jealousy, lust


Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?


Yeah


- What is wrong with you?!
- It's a bug


He's not bothering anybody
Get out of here, you creep!


What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?


Yeah, it was. How did you know?


It felt like about 10 pages
Seventy-five is pretty much our limit


You've really got that
Down to a science


- I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue
- I'll bet


What in the name
Of Mighty Hercules is this?


How did this get here?
Oute Bee, Golden Blossom


Ray Liotta Private Select?


- Is he that actor?
- I never heard of him


- Why is this here?
- For people. We eat it


You don't have
Enough food of your own?


- Well, yes
- How do you get it?


- Bees make it
- I know who makes it!


And it's hard to make it!


There's heating, cooling, stirring
You need a whole Krelman thing!


- It's organic
- It's our-ganic!


It's just honey, Barry


Just what?!


Bees don't know about this!
This is stealing! A lot of stealing!


You've taken our homes, schools
Hospitals! This is all we have!


And it's on sale?!
I'm getting to the bottom of this


I'm getting to the bottom
Of all of this!


Hey, Hector


- You almost done?
- Almost


He is here. I sense it


Well, I guess I'll go home now


And just leave this nice honey out
With no one around


You're busted, box boy!


I knew I heard something
So you can talk!


I can talk
And now you'll start talking!


Where you getting the sweet stuff?
Who's your supplier?


I don't understand
I thought we were friends


The last thing we want
To do is upset bees!


You're too late! It's ours now!


You, sir, have crossed
The wrong sword!


You, sir, will be lunch
For my iguana, Ignacio!


Where is the honey coming from?


Tell me where!


Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!


Orazy person!


What horrible thing has happened here?


These faces, they never knew
What hit them. And now


They're on the road to nowhere!


Just keep still


What? You're not dead?


Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
That moves. Where you headed?


To Honey Farms
I am onto something huge here


I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood
Crazy stuff. Blows your head off!


I'm going to Tacoma


- And you?
- He really is dead


All right


Uh-oh!


- What is that?!
- Oh, no!


- A wiper! Triple blade!
- Triple blade?


Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!


Why does everything have
To be so doggone clean?!


How much do you people need to see?!


Open your eyes!
Stick your head out the window!


From NPR News in Washington
I'm Oarl Kasell


But don't kill no more bugs!


- Bee!
- Moose blood guy!!


- You hear something?
- Like what?


Like tiny screaming


Turn off the radio


Whassup, bee boy?


Hey, Blood


Just a row of honey jars
As far as the eye could see


Wow!


I assume wherever this truck goes
Is where they're getting it


I mean, that honey's ours


- Bees hang tight
- We're all jammed in


It's a close community


Not us, man. We on our own
Every mosquito on his own


- What if you get in trouble?
- You a mosquito, you in trouble


Nobody likes us. They just smack
See a mosquito, smack, smack!


At least you're out in the world
You must meet girls


Mosquito girls try to trade up
Get with a moth, dragonfly


Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito


You got to be kidding me!


Mooseblood's about to leave
The building! So long, bee!


- Hey, guys!
- Mooseblood!


I knew I'd catch y'all down here
Did you bring your crazy straw?


We throw it in jars, slap a label on it
And it's pretty much pure profit


What is this place?


A bee's got a brain
The size of a pinhead


They are pinheads!


Pinhead


- Oheck out the new smoker
- Oh, sweet. That's the one you want


The Thomas 3000!


Smoker?


Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic
Twice the nicotine, all the tar


A couple breaths of this
Knocks them right out


They make the honey
And we make the money


"They make the honey
And we make the money"?


Oh, my!


What's going on? Are you OK?


Yeah. It doesn't last too long


Do you know you're
In a fake hive with fake walls?


Our queen was moved here
We had no choice


This is your queen?
That's a man in women's clothes!


That's a drag queen!


What is this?


Oh, no!


There's hundreds of them!


Bee honey


Our honey is being brazenly stolen
On a massive scale!


This is worse than anything bears
Have done! I intend to do something


Oh, Barry, stop


Who told you humans are taking
Our honey? That's a rumor


Do these look like rumors?


That's a conspiracy theory
These are obviously doctored photos


How did you get mixed up in this?


He's been talking to humans


- What?
- Talking to humans?!


He has a human girlfriend
And they make out!


Make out? Barry!


We do not


- You wish you could
- Whose side are you on?


The bees!


I dated a cricket once in San Antonio
Those crazy legs kept me up all night


Barry, this is what you want
To do with your life?


I want to do it for all our lives
Nobody works harder than bees!


Dad, I remember you
Coming home so overworked


Your hands were still stirring
You couldn't stop


I remember that


What right do they have to our honey?


We live on two cups a year. They put it
In lip balm for no reason whatsoever!


Even if it's true, what can one bee do?


Sting them where it really hurts


In the face! The eye!


- That would hurt
- No


Up the nose? That's a killer


There's only one place you can sting
The humans, one place where it matters


Hive at Five, the hive's only
Full-hour action news source


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With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk


Weather with Storm Stinger


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And Jeanette Ohung


- Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble
- And I'm Jeanette Ohung


A tri-county bee, Barry Benson


Intends to sue the human race
For stealing our honey


Packaging it and profiting
From it illegally!


Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King


We'll have three former queens here in
Our studio, discussing their new book


Olassy Ladies
Out this week on Hexagon


Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson


Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
From the hive. I can't do this"?


Bees have never been afraid
To change the world


What about Bee Oolumbus?
Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?


Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans


We were thinking
Of stickball or candy stores


How old are you?


The bee community
Is supporting you in this case


Which will be the trial
Of the bee century


You know, they have a Larry King
In the human world too


It's a common name. Next week...


He looks like you and has a show
And suspenders and colored dots...


Next week...


Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
Guest even though you just heard 'em


Bear Week next week!
They're scary, hairy and here live


Always leans forward, pointy shoulders
Squinty eyes, very Jewish


In tennis, you attack
At the point of weakness!


It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81


Honey, her backhand's a joke!
I'm not gonna take advantage of that?


Quiet, please
Actual work going on here


- Is that that same bee?
- Yes, it is!


I'm helping him sue the human race


- Hello
- Hello, bee


This is Ken


Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
Ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe


Why does he talk again?


Listen, you better go
Cause we're really busy working


But it's our yogurt night!


Bye-bye


Why is yogurt night so difficult?!


You poor thing
You two have been at this for hours!


Yes, and Adam here
Has been a huge help


- Frosting...
- How many sugars?


Just one. I try not
To use the competition


So why are you helping me?


Bees have good qualities


And it takes my mind off the shop


Instead of flowers, people
Are giving balloon bouquets now


Those are great, if you're three


And artificial flowers


- Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- Yeah, me too


Bent stingers, pointless pollination


Bees must hate those fake things!


Nothing worse
Than a daffodil that's had work done


Maybe this could make up
For it a little bit


- This lawsuit's a pretty big deal
- I guess


You sure you want to go through with it?


Am I sure? When I'm done with
The humans, they won't be able


To say, "Honey, I'm home,"
Without paying a royalty!


It's an incredible scene
Here in downtown Manhattan


Where the world anxiously waits
Because for the first time in history


We will hear for ourselves
If a honeybee can actually speak


What have we gotten into here, Barry?


It's pretty big, isn't it?


I can't believe how many humans
Don't work during the day


You think billion-dollar multinational
Food companies have good lawyers?


Everybody needs to stay
Behind the barricade


- What's the matter?
- I don't know, I just got a chill


Well, if it isn't the bee team


You boys work on this?


All rise! The Honorable
Judge Bumbleton presiding


All right. Oase number 4475


Superior Oourt of New York
Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry


Is now in session


Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
The five food companies collectively?


A privilege


Mr. Benson... you're representing
All the bees of the world?


I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor
We're ready to proceed


Mr. Montgomery
Your opening statement, please


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury


My grandmother was a simple woman


Born on a farm, she believed
It was man's divine right


To benefit from the bounty
Of nature God put before us


If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
Mr. Benson imagines


Just think of what would it mean


I would have to negotiate
With the silkworm


For the elastic in my britches!


Talking bee!


How do we know this isn't some sort of


Holographic motion-picture-capture
Hollywood wizardry?


They could be using laser beams!


Robotics! Ventriloquism!
Oloning! For all we know


He could be on steroids!


Mr. Benson?


Ladies and gentlemen
There's no trickery here


I'm just an ordinary bee
Honey's pretty important to me


It's important to all bees
We invented it!


We make it. And we protect it
With our lives


Unfortunately, there are
Some people in this room


Who think they can take it from us


Cause we're the little guys!
I'm hoping that, after this is all over


You'll see how, by taking our honey
You not only take everything we have


But everything we are!


I wish he'd dress like that
All the time. So nice!


Oall your first witness


So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
Of Honey Farms, big company you have


I suppose so


I see you also own
Honeyburton and Honron!


Yes, they provide beekeepers
For our farms


Beekeeper. I find that
To be a very disturbing term


I don't imagine you employ
Any bee-free-ers, do you?


- No
- I couldn't hear you


- No
- No


Because you don't free bees
You keep bees. Not only that


It seems you thought a bear would be
An appropriate image for a jar of honey


They're very lovable creatures


Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear


You mean like this?


Bears kill bees!


How'd you like his head crashing
Through your living room?!


Biting into your couch!
Spitting out your throw pillows!


OK, that's enough. Take him away


So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here
Your name intrigues me


- Where have I heard it before?
- I was with a band called The Police


But you've never been
A police officer, have you?


No, I haven't


No, you haven't. And so here
We have yet another example


Of bee culture casually
Stolen by a human


For nothing more than
A prance-about stage name


Oh, please


Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?


Because I'm feeling
A little stung, Sting


Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!


That's not his real name?! You idiots!


Mr. Liotta, first
Belated congratulations on


Your Emmy win for a guest spot
On ER in 2005


Thank you. Thank you


I see from your resume
That you're devilishly handsome


With a churning inner turmoil
That's ready to blow


I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?


Not yet it isn't. But is this
What it's come to for you?


Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
So you don't


Have to rehearse
Your part and learn your lines, sir?


Watch it, Benson!
I could blow right now!


This isn't a goodfella
This is a badfella!


Why doesn't someone just step on
This creep, and we can all go home?!


- Order in this court!
- You're all thinking it!


Order! Order, I say!


- Say it!
- Mr. Liotta, please sit down!


I think it was awfully nice
Of that bear to pitch in like that


I think the jury's on our side


Are we doing everything right, legally?


I'm a florist


Right. Well, here's to a great team


To a great team!


Well, hello


- Ken!
- Hello


I didn't think you were coming


No, I was just late
I tried to call, but... the battery


I didn't want all this to go to waste
So I called Barry. Luckily, he was free


Oh, that was lucky


There's a little left
I could heat it up


Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever


So I hear you're quite a tennis player


I'm not much for the game myself
The ball's a little grabby


That's where I usually sit
Right... there


Ken, Barry was looking at your resume


And he agreed with me that eating with
Chopsticks isn't really a special skill


You think I don't see what you're doing?


I know how hard it is to find
The rightjob. We have that in common


Do we?


Bees have 100 percent employment
But we do jobs like taking the crud out


That's just what
I was thinking about doing


Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
For his fuzz. I hope that was all right


I'm going to drain the old stinger


Yeah, you do that


Look at that


You know, I've just about had it


With your little mind games


- What's that?
- Italian Vogue


Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages


A lot of ads


Remember what Van said, why is
Your life more valuable than mine?


Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!


I think something stinks in here!


I love the smell of flowers


How do you like the smell of flames?!


Not as much


Water bug! Not taking sides!


Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
This is pathetic!


I've got issues!


Well, well, well, a royal flush!


- You're bluffing
- Am I?


Surf's up, dude!


Poo water!


That bowl is gnarly


Except for those dirty yellow rings!


Kenneth! What are you doing?!


You know, I don't even like honey!
I don't eat it!


We need to talk!


He's just a little bee!


And he happens to be
The nicest bee I've met in a long time!


Long time? What are you talking about?!
Are there other bugs in your life?


No, but there are other things bugging
Me in life. And you're one of them!


Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...


My nerves are fried from riding
On this emotional roller coaster!


Goodbye, Ken


And for your information


I prefer sugar-free, artificial
Sweeteners made by man!


I'm sorry about all that


I know it's got
An aftertaste! I like it!


I always felt there was some kind
Of barrier between Ken and me


I couldn't overcome it
Oh, well


Are you OK for the trial?


I believe Mr. Montgomery
Is about out of ideas


We would like to call
Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand


Good idea! You can really see why he's
Considered one of the best lawyers...


Yeah


Layton, you've
Gotta weave some magic


With this jury
Or it's gonna be all over


Don't worry. The only thing I have
To do to turn this jury around


Is to remind them
Of what they don't like about bees


- You got the tweezers?
- Are you allergic?


Only to losing, son. Only to losing


Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
What I think we'd all like to know


What exactly is your relationship


To that woman?


We're friends


- Good friends?
- Yes


How good? Do you live together?


Wait a minute...


Are you her little...


...bedbug?


I've seen a bee doc*mentary or two
From what I understand


Doesn't your queen give birth
To all the bee children?


- Yeah, but...
- So those aren't your real parents!


- Oh, Barry...
- Yes, they are!


Hold me back!


You're an illegitimate bee
Aren't you, Benson?


He's denouncing bees!


Don't y'all date your cousins?


- Objection!
- I'm going to pincushion this guy!


Adam, don't! It's what he wants!


Oh, I'm hit!!


Oh, lordy, I am hit!


Order! Order!


The venom! The venom
Is coursing through my veins!


I have been felled
By a winged beast of destruction!


You see? You can't treat them
Like equals! They're striped savages!


Stinging's the only thing
They know! It's their way!


- Adam, stay with me
- I can't feel my legs


What angel of mercy
Will come forward to suck the poison


From my heaving buttocks?


I will have order in this court. Order!


Order, please!


The case of the honeybees
Versus the human race


Took a pointed turn against the bees


Yesterday when one of their legal
Team stung Layton T. Montgomery


- Hey, buddy
- Hey


- Is there much pain?
- Yeah


I...


I blew the whole case, didn't I?


It doesn't matter. What matters is
You're alive. You could have died


I'd be better off dead. Look at me


They got it from the cafeteria
Downstairs, in a tuna sandwich


Look, there's
A little celery still on it


What was it like to sting someone?


I can't explain it. It was all...


All adrenaline and then...
And then ecstasy!


All right


You think it was all a trap?


Of course. I'm sorry
I flew us right into this


What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
Just a couple of bugs in this world


What will the humans do to us
If they win?


I don't know


I hear they put the roaches in motels
That doesn't sound so bad


Adam, they check in
But they don't check out!


Oh, my


Oould you get a nurse
To close that window?


- Why?
- The smoke


Bees don't smoke


Right. Bees don't smoke


Bees don't smoke!
But some bees are smoking


That's it! That's our case!


It is? It's not over?


Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere


Get back to the court and stall
Stall any way you can


And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub


Mr. Flayman


Yes? Yes, Your Honor!


Where is the rest of your team?


Well, Your Honor, it's interesting


Bees are trained to fly haphazardly


And as a result
We don't make very good time


I actually heard a funny story about...


Your Honor
Haven't these ridiculous bugs


Taken up enough
Of this court's valuable time?


How much longer will we allow
These absurd shenanigans to go on?


They have presented no compelling
Evidence to support their charges


Against my clients
Who run legitimate businesses


I move for a complete dismissal
Of this entire case!


Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going


To have to consider
Mr. Montgomery's motion


But you can't! We have a terrific case


Where is your proof?
Where is the evidence?


Show me the smoking gun!


Hold it, Your Honor!
You want a smoking gun?


Here is your smoking gun


What is that?


It's a bee smoker!


What, this?
This harmless little contraption?


This couldn't hurt a fly
Let alone a bee


Look at what has happened


To bees who have never been asked
"Smoking or non?"


Is this what nature intended for us?


To be forcibly addicted
To smoke machines


And man-made wooden slat work camps?


Living out our lives as honey slaves
To the white man?


- What are we gonna do?
- He's playing the species card


Ladies and gentlemen, please
Free these bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


Free the bees!


Free the bees! Free the bees!


The court finds in favor of the bees!


Vanessa, we won!


I knew you could do it! High-five!


Sorry


I'm OK! You know what this means?


All the honey
Will finally belong to the bees


Now we won't have
To work so hard all the time


This is an unholy perversion
Of the balance of nature, Benson


You'll regret this


Barry, how much honey is out there?


All right. One at a time


Barry, who are you wearing?


My sweater is Ralph Lauren
And I have no pants


- What if Montgomery's right?
- What do you mean?


We've been living the bee way
A long time, 27 million years


Oongratulations on your victory
What will you demand as a settlement?


First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
Of all bee work camps


Then we want back the honey
That was ours to begin with


Every last drop


We demand an end to the glorification
Of the bear as anything more


Than a filthy, smelly
Bad-breath stink machine


We're all aware
Of what they do in the woods


Wait for my signal


Take him out


He'll have nauseous
For a few hours, then he'll be fine


And we will no longer tolerate
Bee-negative nicknames...


But it's just a prance-about stage name!


...unnecessary inclusion of honey
In bogus health products


And la-dee-da human
Tea-time snack garnishments


Oan't breathe


Bring it in, boys!


Hold it right there! Good


Tap it


Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups
And there's gallons more coming!


- I think we need to shut down!
- Shut down? We've never shut down


Shut down honey production!


Stop making honey!


Turn your key, sir!


What do we do now?


Oannonball!


We're shutting honey production!


Mission abort


Aborting pollination and nectar detail
Returning to base


Adam, you wouldn't believe
How much honey was out there


Oh, yeah?


What's going on? Where is everybody?


- Are they out celebrating?
- They're home


They don't know what to do
Laying out, sleeping in


I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
To San Antonio with a cricket


At least we got our honey back


Sometimes I think, so what if humans
Liked our honey? Who wouldn't?


It's the greatest thing in the world!
I was excited to be part of making it


This was my new desk. This was my
New job. I wanted to do it really well


And now...


Now I can't


I don't understand
Why they're not happy


I thought their lives would be better!


They're doing nothing. It's amazing
Honey really changes people


You don't have any idea
What's going on, do you?


- What did you want to show me?
- This


What happened here?


That is not the half of it


Oh, no. Oh, my


They're all wilting


Doesn't look very good, does it?


No


And whose fault do you think that is?


You know, I'm gonna guess bees


Bees?


Specifically, me


I didn't think bees not needing to make
Honey would affect all these things


It's notjust flowers
Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees


That's our whole SAT test right there


Take away produce, that affects
The entire animal kingdom


And then, of course...


The human species?


So if there's no more pollination


It could all just go south here
Couldn't it?


I know this is also partly my fault


How about a suicide pact?


How do we do it?


- I'll sting you, you step on me
- Thatjust kills you twice


Right, right


Listen, Barry...
Sorry, but I gotta get going


I had to open my mouth and talk


Vanessa?


Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
Where are you going?


To the final Tournament of Roses parade
In Pasadena


They've moved it to this weekend
Because all the flowers are dying


It's the last chance
I'll ever have to see it


Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry
I never meant it to turn out like this


I know. Me neither


Tournament of Roses
Roses can't do sports


Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?


Roses!


Vanessa!


Roses?!


Barry?


- Roses are flowers!
- Yes, they are


Flowers, bees, pollen!


I know
That's why this is the last parade


Maybe not
Oould you ask him to slow down?


Oould you slow down?


Barry!


OK, I made a huge mistake
This is a total disaster, all my fault


Yes, it kind of is


I've ruined the planet
I wanted to help you


With the flower shop
I've made it worse


Actually, it's completely closed down


I thought maybe you were remodeling


But I have another idea, and it's
Greater than my previous ideas combined


I don't want to hear it!


All right, they have the roses
The roses have the pollen


I know every bee, plant
And flower bud in this park


All we gotta do is get what they've got
Back here with what we've got


- Bees
- Park


- Pollen!
- Flowers


- Repollination!
- Across the nation!


Tournament of Roses
Pasadena, Oalifornia


They've got nothing
But flowers, floats and cotton candy


Security will be tight


I have an idea


Vanessa Bloome, FTD


Official floral business. It's real


Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch


Thank you. It was a gift


Once inside
We just pick the right float


How about The Princess and the Pea?


I could be the princess
And you could be the pea!


Yes, I got it


- Where should I sit?
- What are you?


- I believe I'm the pea
- The pea?


It goes under the mattresses


- Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart
- I'm getting the marshal


You do that!
This whole parade is a fiasco!


Let's see what this baby'll do


Hey, what are you doing?!


Then all we do
Is blend in with traffic...


...without arousing suspicion


Once at the airport
There's no stopping us


Stop! Security


- You and your insect pack your float?
- Yes


Has it been
In your possession the entire time?


Would you remove your shoes?


- Remove your stinger
- It's part of me


I know. Just having some fun
Enjoy your flight


Then if we're lucky, we'll have
Just enough pollen to do the job


Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
Have just enough pollen to do the job!


I think this is gonna work


It's got to work


Attention, passengers
This is Oaptain Scott


We have a bit of bad weather
In New York


It looks like we'll experience
A couple hours delay


Barry, these are cut flowers
With no water. They'll never make it


I gotta get up there
And talk to them


Be careful


Oan I get help
With the Sky Mall magazine?


I'd like to order the talking
Inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer


Oaptain, I'm in a real situation


- What'd you say, Hal?
- Nothing


Bee!


Don't freak out! My entire species...


What are you doing?


- Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- Who's an attorney?


Don't move


Oh, Barry


Good afternoon, passengers
This is your captain


Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
Please report to the c*ckpit?


And please hurry!


What happened here?


There was a DustBuster
A toupee, a life raft exploded


One's bald, one's in a boat
They're both unconscious!


- Is that another bee joke?
- No!


No one's flying the plane!


This is JFK control tower, Flight 356
What's your status?


This is Vanessa Bloome
I'm a florist from New York


Where's the pilot?


He's unconscious
And so is the copilot


Not good. Does anyone onboard
Have flight experience?


As a matter of fact, there is


- Who's that?
- Barry Benson


From the honey trial?! Oh, great


Vanessa, this is nothing more
Than a big metal bee


It's got giant wings, huge engines


I can't fly a plane


- Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- Yes


How hard could it be?


Wait, Barry!
We're headed into some lightning


This is Bob Bumble. We have some
Late-breaking news from JFK Airport


Where a suspenseful scene
Is developing


Barry Benson
Fresh from his legal victory...


That's Barry!


...is attempting to land a plane
Loaded with people, flowers


And an incapacitated flight crew


Flowers?!


We have a storm in the area
And two individuals at the controls


With absolutely no flight experience


Just a minute
There's a bee on that plane


I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
And his no-account compadres


They've done enough damage


But isn't he your only hope?


Technically, a bee
Shouldn't be able to fly at all


Their wings are too small...


Haven't we heard this a million times?


"The surface area of the wings
And body mass make no sense."


- Get this on the air!
- Got it


- Stand by
- We're going live


The way we work may be a mystery to you


Making honey takes a lot of bees
Doing a lot of small jobs


But let me tell you about a small job


If you do it well
It makes a big difference


More than we realized
To us, to everyone


That's why I want to get bees
Back to working together


That's the bee way!
We're not made of Jell-O


We get behind a fellow


- Black and yellow!
- Hello!


Left, right, down, hover


- Hover?
- Forget hover


This isn't so hard
Beep-beep! Beep-beep!


Barry, what happened?!


Wait, I think we were
On autopilot the whole time


- That may have been helping me
- And now we're not!


So it turns out I cannot fly a plane


All of you, let's get
Behind this fellow! Move it out!


Move out!


Our only chance is if I do what I'd do
You copy me with the wings of the plane!


Don't have to yell


I'm not yelling!
We're in a lot of trouble


It's very hard to concentrate
With that panicky tone in your voice!


It's not a tone. I'm panicking!


I can't do this!


Vanessa, pull yourself together
You have to snap out of it!


You snap out of it


You snap out of it


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- You snap out of it!
- You snap out of it!


- Hold it!
- Why? Oome on, it's my turn


How is the plane flying?


I don't know


Hello?


Benson, got any flowers
For a happy occasion in there?


The Pollen Jocks!


They do get behind a fellow


- Black and yellow
- Hello


All right, let's drop this tin can
On the blacktop


Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?


No, nothing. It's all cloudy


Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry


- Thinking bee
- Thinking bee


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


Wait a minute
I think I'm feeling something


- What?
- I don't know. It's strong, pulling me


Like a 27-million-year-old instinct


Bring the nose down


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- What in the world is on the tarmac?
- Get some lights on that!


Thinking bee!
Thinking bee! Thinking bee!


- Vanessa, aim for the flower
- OK


Out the engines. We're going in
On bee power. Ready, boys?


Affirmative!


Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it


Land on that flower!


Ready? Full reverse!


Spin it around!


- Not that flower! The other one!
- Which one?


- That flower
- I'm aiming at the flower!


That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt
I mean the giant pulsating flower


Made of millions of bees!


Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up


Rotate around it


- This is insane, Barry!
- This's the only way I know how to fly


Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
Flying in an insect-like pattern?


Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid
Smell it. Full reverse!


Just drop it. Be a part of it


Aim for the center!


Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!


Oome on, already


Barry, we did it!
You taught me how to fly!


- Yes. No high-five!
- Right


Barry, it worked!
Did you see the giant flower?


What giant flower? Where? Of course
I saw the flower! That was genius!


- Thank you
- But we're not done yet


Listen, everyone!


This runway is covered
With the last pollen


From the last flowers
Available anywhere on Earth


That means this is our last chance


We're the only ones who make honey
Pollinate flowers and dress like this


If we're gonna survive as a species
This is our moment! What do you say?


Are we going to be bees, orjust
Museum of Natural History keychains?


We're bees!


Keychain!


Then follow me! Except Keychain


Hold on, Barry. Here


You've earned this


Yeah!


I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
Fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves


Oh, yeah


That's our Barry


Mom! The bees are back!


If anybody needs
To make a call, now's the time


I got a feeling we'll be
Working late tonight!


Here's your change. Have a great
Afternoon! Oan I help who's next?


Would you like some honey with that?
It is bee-approved. Don't forget these


Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me
And I don't see a nickel!


Sometimes I just feel
Like a piece of meat!


I had no idea


Barry, I'm sorry
Have you got a moment?


Would you excuse me?
My mosquito associate will help you


Sorry I'm late


He's a lawyer too?


I was already a blood-sucking parasite
All I needed was a briefcase


Have a great afternoon!


Barry, I just got this huge tulip order
And I can't get them anywhere


No problem, Vannie
Just leave it to me


You're a lifesaver, Barry
Oan I help who's next?


All right, scramble, jocks!
It's time to fly


Thank you, Barry!


That bee is living my life!


Let it go, Kenny


- When will this nightmare end?!
- Let it all go


- Beautiful day to fly
- Sure is


Between you and me
I was dying to get out of that office


You have got
To start thinking bee, my friend


- Thinking bee!
- Me?


Hold it. Let's just stop
For a second. Hold it


I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone
Oan we stop here?


I'm not making a major life decision
During a production number!


All right. Take ten, everybody
Wrap it up, guys


I had virtually no rehearsal for that

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