[Intro]:
To say that God is omniscient is to say that he has never learned and cannot learn. The most important attributes contributed to the Judaeo-Christian god is omniscience and omnipotence, and yet these seem to be ignored while discussing his actions. So I have created a monologue to show you what God's approximate thought process must have been before creating the universe, minus the rhyming of course

[Verse]:
I wish to be adored and revered
So I'll create angels who have been engineered to worship me
Among them will be one of great beauty and wisdom
He shall be called Lucifer
However he'll be so bright inevitably he will rebel against me
And convince one out of three angels to join his army
Although I of course can destroy Lucifer by willing it so
Instead I will wage a battle with he and his rebel army
Every last member of the rebellion shall be cast out of heaven
Hence forth the rebel leader will be known as Satan the great decider
But the worship of angels shall be inefficient
So I shall come up with a new invention
I'll create the universe with with the sole intention of creating man on a small celestial planet
But granted I do not want them to come near me
So will not give them them the ability to approach me
The first man and woman, Adam and Eve, I shall deliberately create to have no knowledge of good and evil
Then I shall place them within the garden of Eden with the tree of knowledge of good and evil
And they shall be forbidden from consuming its fruit
Then I'll allow Satan to pursue and persuade the two into eating the fruit
And of course lacking the concept of morality Adam and Eve will not know it's wrong to obey and wrong to believe Satan
Thus I already know it's an impossibility for them to avoid eating the fruit
Only then will they grasp the concept of morality but it will be too late
I will become irritated at them for doing what I designed them to do
Then I shall banish the two from the garden
And strip them of their immortality
And allow them to feel suffering for the rest of their existence
I shall then allow them to reproduce into the billions
And give each member of mankind a mind incapable of avoiding becoming wicked
Except a righteous family of eight that is
Then I shall drown the evil people I created with a massive flood
And make these eight survivors repopulate the earth
Of course I could simply start humanity with one of these eight righteous human beings
But then there would be no need to inflict suffering upon my creations
And for similar reasons I shall leave the template for mankind unchanged so that their descendants will be unable to avoid succumbing becoming evil
And wickedness shall once again spread throughout the people
And I have great plans for these billions of wicked people yet to come
To begin with I shall decide not to tolerate the very wickedness I have designed mankind to inevitably choose
My response shall be to demand that they frequently slaughter innocent animals to appease me
For the smell of blood and burnt flesh pleases me
And I shall order them to murder each other by the thousands
Eventually I shall demand a human sacrifice which will finally relieve me of my blood lust
But trust that that's not the end of what I have planned for humans
Although I can reveal unquestionable evidence to everyone which is the true religion they must follow to achieve salvation
I shall conceal my existence from humanity knowing they will fracture into thousands or different religions
Satan of course will do his best to deceive and lead people off course by making them believe the wrong religions
But will not intercede despite the ease in which I could do so
No, my plan is to sand all of the those billions of confused and deceived souls to be tortured for all of eternity in hell
As for the rest, those few who chose the correct religion, I shall destroy their memories they have of their lives on earth
And force them to worship me for the rest of eternity
But don't get it twisted the god depicted is love stricken with you despite your convictions
And don't you question it