MEAN GENE OKERLUND: My guests at this time, as you know, just getting the duke in that tremendous tag team matchup, Maxx Payne and Cactus Jack. Gentlemen, I can call you gentlemen can I not Jack?

CACTUS JACK: Sure.

OKERLUND: Can I talk about the Nasty Boys with you?

CACTUS: I’d like to talk about something else first. The Flintstones, Gene. I love The Flintstones. But you answer me this: [screaming] How many times does Fred have to buy the ribs before he realizes the car’s gonna tip over? [laughing]

OKERLUND: [laughing] I know that story! Give me a break!

CACTUS: Well let’s check back into reality. The fact is that Fred Flintstone’s a cartoon character and Cactus Jack is just a mortal man. But not when it comes to the Nasty Boys! I’m not mortal anymore! I’m Cactus Jack! and this is Maxx Payne. Which means January 27, Clash of the Champions, on live national TV! We’re going to take those gold belts from around your disgusting, fat, putrid waists and put ‘em on our fat putrid waists! Gene, trust me, it’ll be a do time, a dabba do time, we’ll have a gay old time! BANG BANG!

MAXX PAYNE: Sounds to me, Jack, like you just carved us out a place in history. Well let me tell you something, Nasty Boys, look at Jack and look at Maxx, because we are pitiful. Oh yeah we’re despicable, we’re as low as you’d ever want to go, and I’ll tell you something Nasty Boys, you’re looking at the team of the 90s, because, you know what, anybody could identify with us, man. Because we’re madmen, and there’s an insanity that runs among the two of I that’s inexplicable. So Nasty Boys, when you look at Cactus Jack and Maxx Payne you better remember one thing man, how Nasty do you want to be, Cactus Jack and Maxx Payne will get as nasty as you want to be.

OKERLUND: All right gentlemen. Coming up in a week and a half on TBS, the 27th of January, these two men will meet the Nasty Boys on the Clash of the Champions.

CACTUS: [Interrupting] We’ll have a gay old time! BANG BANG!

[the theme from The Flintstones starts playing as the show goes into a commercial break]