[Sampled intro]

[Verse 1]
They say I'm looking bloated
No kid, you can never have enough of the sugar coated
A product that you need, but didn't even know it
One shot contain your recommended daily dosage
Of synthesised non-essential amino acids
And e-numbers
Keep the kids hyperactive
But taken as part of a balanced diet
So we can all be diabetics with angina
It's all good, we've got the medicine to treat that
It's full of sugar and fat, I recommend you eat that
You only live once, go on, risk it
Plus there's no value added tax on a rap biscuit
It's addictive
The food's crack
Might jack a little kiddie for a Hello Kitty food snack
Get smacked for the Sunny D
Hit the Chinese, tell 'em, 'Go heavy on the MSG'
Just some of the many side effects available
Turn cookie monster for the crumbs on the table
They tell me the health benefits debatable
So if you got an allergy make sure you read the label

[Chorus]
I sell rap biscuits (Haha, what?)
I sell rap biscuits (What!)
Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?

[Verse 2]
I'm going hard
Candy coat the violence with no regard
You love the bubble gum (Pop!)
Violet Beauregarde
Augustus Gloop on a busted loop
My competition got nutritional fruit
But only just recouped
We got the chocolate peanut butter soup
Get the fuck out the way
My Oompa Loompas are coming through
Take your Tunnock's teacake off the top spot
Brimstone Rap Biscuits in your corner shop
Available in a variety of fruit flavours
Obesity is headlining all the newspapers
But there's no such thing as bad publicity
Serving something syrup to little kids and teenagers

[Chorus]
I sell rap biscuits
Kidkanevil sell rap biscuits
Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?

Warning: May contain nuts
Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts
Even caramel wafers is getting touched
The scoops in my biscuit truck
Who tears it up?

[Sampled outro]