[Verse 1, Apollo]
I walk London with the [?] five fingers of death
Leave MCs with five fingers or less
Sex Mel B [?] finger the rest
[?]
I piss on your face and make you as wet
As the victims of the Marchioness
I'm the last you wanna test
[?] like your mum dressing up a Flash Gordon
And your dad like Ming the Merciless
In school I used to grab girl chest
Now I grab up MCs and butt them
Till they smoke cocaine in their sets

[Verse 2, Jehst]
I hit dew
And swap tin boots for gym shoes
Moving like a cool cat
On a hot tin roof
Sugar lipped, sweet tooth
[?] food and drink brews
[?] fools hustling
Rustling king blues
Card shuffling
But we're only playing for fun
Soaking up the solar power as we lay in the Sun
We bun the soul flower now
Until the day is done
I twist spinach
And sip Guinness
Until this script's finished

[Verse 3, Profound]
Case is no one
We shine with no Sun
There's no guns
Cash is lonesome
So there's no funds
We flow some
What
Competitive
But sucking on A&R private parts
Is still now repetitive
So
My etiquette is [no land dragon ?]
There's basically no British rap bandwagon
That the fans happen to have
It's Hip-Hop
So what if after that you went down the pub
And after that up to the chip shop?

[Chorus, Supa T and vocoder]
Say Ugh!
Do the salsa smurf
Ruff!

[Verse 4, Supa T]
Django smash your party night like Harry White
My sick team carry dirty funk clean
Slaughter beats by Mr Sheen
Yeah I'm [?] to the elements
So I don't need a Walkman
Make you choke on your bad words
Tie knots in your [?]
Champions come humdrum?
You won't be seeing that
Smack heavy on the track
While you're curing insomniacs
Spit your boring arse babble raps
I stay zoning
Get the b-boys off the floor so we can groove for a moment

[Verse 5, Lewis Parker]
They get smoked out like Cheech
Do this for one and each
While I'm standing on the beach
Singing "Save The World"
Think of all the fly girls going crazy for the kiwi
Trying to keep it simple so the suckers think it's easy
So when they try to bite
They get confused
Trying to take it out
But
Nature doesn't lose
We're on a funk cruise
So sit back and enjoy
With Sun vibes like Roy
Because we're keeping all the airs
With the kicks, hats and snares
Break it down to the bares
I said your DJ's got the flairs
But he can't do the [?]
My DJ rocks the old style
And all the girls love it
Play this out like a puppet
Old theories recovered
It's a special request
Salsa Smurf's how we does it
[Supa T]
So get your boys out
And don't dub it!

[Verse 6, L.Dolo with vocoder]
Now it's time for something new
Something borrowed, something old
Something broken down and put together again
By who?
L Dolo
So if you wonder why the sky's blue
It's reflections from the SP
Specifically from Fuji
And me?
I'm just a hip-hop loving MC
The type you wish you were
But you're still claiming to be
Dropping clue likes a lazy Dr Watson
So you don't get the point
I will administer general anaesthetic
No option
One artist
More [?] and [?]
Seven champions
By name and by nature
Do the
Salsa
Salsa, salsa, salsa
Salsa
Salsa, salsa, salsa

[Chorus, Supa T and vocoder]
Say Ugh!
Do the salsa smurf
Ruff!
Do the salsa smurf
Who's that girl?
Now by law
Do the salsa smurf

So everybody go Ughh!
Do the salsa smurf

[Outro]
[Apollo]
Represent South London
Southampton Way street bunning
Walk through [player darkness?]
With a viking lantern

[Supa T]
Django Van Helsing
Future warrior like [?]
Whites on the table
Put your wedge on the table

Oooh!

[Profound]
Call me rap without those fancy titles
That's dissing you
Fuck your lyrics though
If it's [?]

[Lewis Parker]
[?]
Iron bars will close you down
So I don't hang around
'Cause you can't have what you ain't found

[Jehst]
Speaking sunset syllables
Spitting the summer vibe
Bringing my kaleidoscopic eye to the colour blind
Leaving rhymes written and underlined
Making you wonder why
I didn't say shit on the other side

[L. Dolo]
Jalapeño salsa dip
Tortilla chips
Inky fingers reminisce
For what's it worth do the smurf shit

[Apollo]
Off the head, I vex the dead
I kick the garage youts in the ped
And give them baggy slacks instead

[Supa T]
Broken vampire slayer
Heavy metal soul man
One man hundred hand
For redneck back sperm[?]

[Profound]
Call me the water in the oceans
[?]
I'm also the way the tree root delivers

Oooh!

[Lewis Parker]
Living simple
Stars twinkle
Nightly sky trips
Pulling back your eyelids
To show you highest

[L. Dolo]
[?]

[Jehst]
I speak [?]
Universal smash like Rico
The turn of the cosmic gypo
Flash your zippo