My liver's in Jamaica
Sitting in a hammock
Sucking on a Singapore sling

The phone is ringing
And it's me calling
But she's not answering

Liver
Liver
Come home to me baby, come home
Liver
Liver
I swear I'll never drink again

And your bones get brittle
If you eat too many Skittles
And your teeth will soon follow suit

Then you'll have to dim the lights
To introduce me to your wife
What a sugary hoot!

Liver
Liver
Come home to me baby, come home
Liver
Liver
I swear I'll never drink again