I know I'm my own man
The bible told me so ...

I'm a big man
I can beat up my children
I can hit my wife
Drink my extended families' weight in rare breed
And stay out all night

I'm a big man
But I don't know why I'm married
I hate every inch of it
But I don't mean to get rid of it

Oh, I'm a big man
Look at the hair grow on my chest
Why don't you see
That you want to be me
Yeah, you want to be me
You wanna be me

I'm a big man
I beat up my children
I run around on my wife
Yeah, this is my life
The life of a man

I'm a real big man
I don't dance
I don't cry
I don't think
Don't ask why
Hate my life
Hate my job
I'm a useless, violent clod

Bye bye