I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying


Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo Goo G'joob

Mister City Policeman sitting-
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run
I'm crying
I'm crying, crying

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your Knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo Goo G'joob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo Goo G'joob, Goo-Goo Goo G'joob
Goo Goo G'joob, Goo-Goo Goo G'joob

Expert, texpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina Pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo Goo G'joob, Goo-Goo Goo G'joob
Goo Goo G'joob, Goo-Goo Goo G'joob
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba
"Three below the blank skies, rumming up the blues. You know, it's true
Nice. Love the people, love the people..."