Husbands
You, Me, Cellphones
[Verse 1]
You know I feel a lot of pain, I'm on the phone
I might as well proudly say, "I'm alone"
There's a lot I need to share, I'm on the phone
I might say proudly, "Hold the line," but I'm alone

[Chorus]
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might as well proudly say you're alone
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone

[Verse 2]
Formulaic post digital touchscreen punchlines
Tits, friends, tits, cats
Tits, friends, tits, nighttime

[Chorus]
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might as well proudly say you're alone
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone

[Verse 3]
You gotta feel a lot of pain, you're on the phone
But, baby, you don't call me when you're alone
Tonight you'll dream about it on the phone
But, baby, you don't need me, you're alone
Refresh

[Chorus]
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might as well proudly say you're alone
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone

[Bridge]
Real, I swear
I'll take you there
Real, I swear
I'll take you there
Real, I swear
I'll take you there
Real, I swear
I'll take you there

[Chorus]
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might as well proudly say you're alone
There's a lot you need to share, you're on the phone
You might say proudly, "Hold the line," but you're alone

[Outro]
You know I feel a lot of pain, I'm on the phone
I might as well proudly say, "I'm alone"
There's a lot I need to share, I'm on the phone
I might say proudly, "Hold the line," but I'm alone