My girlfriend dumped me five days ago
You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know
Yeah, two is company, three is a crowd
But Friday night's comin' up, I heard you're goin' out
And I've been down since she been gone
And if you don't mind, I'd like to tag along
And be a

(Third wheel)
Would it be alright?
I ain't' got nothin' goin'
Can I hang with you tonight?
(Third wheel)
Don't make me stay home
I know you want to be together
But I don't wanna be alone

We can go walkin' and look at the moon
Or get a hot fudge sundae with an extra spoon
You can park the car, run your fingers through her hair
I'll be in the back seat, you won't even know I'm there
How 'bout the Cheesecake Factory
Just you and her and me
I'm gonna be a

(Third wheel)
Wouldn't it be great?
Don't mind me
Carry on with your date
(Third wheel)
Don't let me stay home
I know you wanna be together
But I don't wanna be a-...

Let's go shoppin', give me the keys
Or an awkward picnic by the oak tree
We can stay in and watch DVDs
Or you can play Twister and I can referee
I'm gonna be a

(Third wheel)
That's what I do
You can act like I ain't irritating you
(Third wheel)
I'll make myself at home
Thanks to you two
I'll never be alone!
(Never be alone)
"We've all been there, come on!"

Here we go a one and a two and a third wheel