It’s been a week or so
I thought survival was impossible
You changed the locks and kicked me out the door
I traded our bed for my friend’s basement floor
Oh… Yeah…

I saw what you took from me
Waking up today and I know your number’s changed
But I’ll say it anyway

I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex
A little more money
No more stress
And a whole lot of fun

Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else
That loves me for myself
Feeling like new
And I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing

Life is strange
Stranger than fiction
Written on the page
My own addiction
Went and quit on me
Left me for dead
But I am alive again
Oh oh oh oh…. Yeah

I don’t need yesterday
Or your bills to pay
Too bad your number’s changed
I would say it to your face

I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex
A little more money
No more stress
And a whole lot of fun

Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else
That loves me for myself
Feeling like new
And I owe it to you
Thanks for nothing
Oh Yeah
Thanks for nothing

Cause my mama taught me to say
Thank you
When you’re left with nothing, say
Thank you
It’s a brand new way to say
Fuck you
After all I’ve been through
I gotta thank you
For nothing

I have nothing, nothing without you
But a lot of sex
A little more money
Feeling like Hef
And I’m interviewing bunnies

Nothing, nothing without you
But somebody else
That loves me for myself
Feeling like new
And I owe it to you

Thanks for the freedom
Thank you for last night
I know you couldn’t be there
But it was a good time
Thanks for the girls
Who never would have met me
Begging me to do
What you never would have let me

Thanks for nothing