[Verse 1: Gayface]
November
What's with the fucking Christmas lights?
Don't put them up yet
Wait until December
That is when it's Christmas

[Verse 2: Gayface]
In November
You've still got fucking ages until it's Christmas

Don't know any other words

[Bridge: Ryan]
I think it's December

[Outro: Gayface]
It is December
The 8th