*Silent scream*

Tennis girl: Can I help you?
Kyu: Yes, you can!
Just stand like that for a bit!


Kyu: Don't engage her!
Just act cool
Gamer girl:—Your creeping is legit

Kyu: Spend all your money!
Gain a bit of hunie!
Nate: Don't turn around
School girl: Why? Is something funny?

Kyu (as Nate): Geisha girls are greatest!
Asian girl: —Yeah, that's kind of racist…
Kyu: Now go on! Give her this gift!

Kyu: Each girl we see
Can be stalked with HunieBee!
There's a tiny catch—
—it's slightly sketch—
But so are we!

Kyu: Ask for a date!
Nate: —We just met-
Kyu: Who cares? It's fate!
All you need's to be like Kyu!
Nate: *Oof*
Triggered girl: Grr!

Nate: You know, maybe I should just be myself-
Kyu: Hey, am I the fairy, or are you?

Cat girl: Can I keep dis
Fishie, please?
It's for a pet, I swear!
Kyu: She looks hungry!
Give her food!
Triggered girl: Don't you ___ing dare!

Kyu: Use this to impress her!
Nerd girl: Got three on my dresser
Nate (being asked by Kyu): "What cup size are those?"
Asian girl: Don't examine my breasts, sir

Kyu: Tell that little cutie
That you love her booty!
School girl: —thanks, I found it myself!

Kyu: Show her your cheese
And some earmuffs, if you please!

Triggered girl: I don't need a drink!
You ____ing stink-
Like liver disease!

School girl: What is my height?
Cause I can't remember quite…

Nate: All I need's to be like Kyu…
Cat girl: You're gonna be a kitty?!

Asian girl: Thank you for the show
But you oughta know
Talent's not a big appeal…

School girl: Maybe you and I could go
Take some classes!

Tennis girl: Yes, we've barely met
Yet you still forget
My name a million times!

Nerd girl: Since I'm under 21
Drinking's technically a crime

Kyu: Maybe we should find some other girls…

Venus: Kyu, zip your lip! All I hear up above
Is a whole lot of failure, not a whole lot of love!
You were sent to get him dates, but Nate's been left empty-handed
So you gotta deal with me and get rap-reprimanded!

Kyu: Hold on, honey!
Here's some shoes!
School girl: They're great for gouging out eyes!
*Giggle*

Cat girl: Can I eat dis?
It smells good!
Kyu: I think that might make her die…

Nerd: Thanks for all the pencils…
Asian: What's with these utensils…
Triggered: What the ___ are these?!
Tennis: I DON'T NEED MORE PENCILS!

Cat: How long does a cat a live?
Siri: 15 years on average
Cat: Wow, you're so good at cats!

Venus: Love's not a game
Based on matching things the same
Nerd: And I guess it helps
To be yourself—
Triggered: Unless you're ____ing lame

Asian: We don't need booze and gifts-
Tennis: We don't care how much you lift
Nate: *Oof!*
All girls: All you need's to be like you!

Kyu: And whatever you do
When you get to the fourth day be sure to-
Nate: *Punches Kyu*