[Hook]
Hamburger Helper eat it all then we dip
It’s been on the stove so long might burn my lip
It just gotta stay around me just in case I trip
And I cook it up, I cook it then I gotta catch my grip
Got the mac I got the beef and cheesy mix
Always got a pair of boots around in case I slip
Always gotta flip it we ain't stickin to the script
I'm a righty scoop up lefty then we going on a trip

[Verse 1]
Eenie meenie miney mo
Catch a tiger by the toe
We ain’t never letting go
Keep my foot up on their throat
Swervin swervin switchin lanes
Hamburger on my brain
Dreads long like a train
If I’m old I use a cane
Stack it up watch it grow
Young retro want some more
If I want a block on my woe
I rock the heat not the snow
They call you when they see you ball
They call you when they bout to fall
They ask me what I want to eat
Hamburger helper is all
Hamburger helper is all that I eat
If you don’t serve it then please take a seat
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Always on it man I’m sharp like a cleat
Hamburger helper boy no chicken nugget
Cooking it up in a pan or bake in an oven
Cook in all up then I mix in the onion
Hamburger helper it come by the dozen

[Hook]
Hamburger Helper eat it all then we dip
It’s been on the stove so long might burn my lip
It just gotta stay around me just in case I trip
And I cook it up, I cook it then I gotta catch my breath
Got the mac I got the beef and cheesy mix
Always got a pair of boots around in case I slip
Always gotta flip it we ain't stickin to the script
I'm a righty scoop up lefty then we going on a trip

[Verse 2]
Looking back at my past
Man I done did a lot
Only thing I didn’t do was
Ever ever get caught
Hamburger in the pot
Always dressed for the plot
Shoes tied in a knot
Red light gotta stop
Always gotta keep it real
Never ever kept it fake
Every year I have a birthday
Every year I get a cake
I don’t have to eat it all
I just have to eat some
Night time you see the moon
Daytime you see the sun
If you scared you better run
Ripping them cheeks and they done
We not accepting no crumbs
Its hamburger helper or none
Man that is all that we eat
I don’t think anything else can compete
I mix the mac and the cheese and the beef
Hop on that track and I kill every beat

[Hook]
Hamburger Helper Eat it all then we dip
It’s been on the stove so long I burnt my lip
It just gotta stay around me just in case I trip
And I cook it up, I cook it then I gotta catch my grip
Got the mac I got the beef and cheesy mix
Always got a pair of boots around in case I slip
Always gotta flip it we ain't stickin to the script
Ima righty scoop up lefty then we going on a trip

[Outro]
Ay, keep y'all cheeks protected!
Cause you know we out here, collectin' them like bottle caps
And you don't want anything to happen to yours
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