[Rob]
I slept with someone
[Laura]
I slept with someone

[Rob]
Who slept with Lyle Lovett
[Laura]
Who handled Kurt Cobain's intervention

[Rob]
I slept with someone
[Laura]
I slept with someone

[Rob]
Who any guy would covet
[Laura]
As he's all too glad to mention

[Rob]
I'll never make her liner notes
[Laura]
I hate the things he cooks

[Both]
I slept with someone who was
Perfect on the books

[Rob]
We got along so brilliantly
Then had nothing to say
[Laura]
Who needs sex for more than
Twenty minutes in a day?

[Both]
Just who is this person
That I slept with anyway?

[Laura]
God, I'm so confused
[Rob]
Oh God, I feel so used
Surely there's a better
[Laura]
Safer
[Both]
Warmer place to be
I slept with someone...
...Yippee