Funkoars
Law And Order
[Intro: Jay-Z]
You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?
I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

[Verse 1: Trials]
I was mindin' my P's and Q's, thinkin' "What would Jesus do?"
"Better get yourself a lawyer, son!" It's time to leave the room
Excuse me, sittin' in my filth-like jacuzzi
Love it when they buy their records, hate it when you loop it
But that's just the music, I do it to death
I'd do it again and I'd blame the dude that's new in the band
So what the fuck, mang? Runnin' in this house half cut
Filled the bathtub with vomit, Setty kicked him in the arse (What?)
They said get an attorney I said "uh-uh"
Held up in a cell with Setty, I rang Suffa
Bailed me out in a UC Santa Cruz shirt
Neanderthal man, meeting Tarzan, the new jerk
So lock me up when I'm doin' my thing
I got this one for the law, another two for the [?]
Police officer, I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems, bein' rich ain't one, hit me

[Chorus: Trials & Jay-Z]
You better get a lawyer, son
You better get a real good one, what's the deal?
"You some type of lawyer or something?
Somebody important or something?"
Said, uh, better get a lawyer, son
You better get a real good one
"I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit"