Cardi B
Bodak Yellow Parody
Hello bitch you don't know me yet
Cuz I'm brand new
I look like Nicki Minaj
Cuz I need billion views
And this song is all about me
Having not to choose
Cuz I'll have big tons of money
Buying lots of shoes look

My career has started on a pole
And I ended up with a shitty microphone
I don't need anyone to be in the VIP zone
I look like some throw up of n***a unicorn

Now look at me
Tryna look sexy
So I pay money
Like Nicki
You know where I be
Plastic surgery
You can't afford in your lifetime what I do daily
For example three surgerons died while making more of me

Honestly don't care bout you
I just care bout me
My money
Wealthiness proven by a cheetah on a lead
More money
That's thing what I want
That's thing what I need
Money is the most important part of my life since I was three
Look

I might look like a damn bitch
I don't give shit what you do
I might be playing some skank
I might be buying a tank
I might be doing anything
But you believe
All of the bullshit they say
In every single damn news
Don't say it's a deuce
Between me and bitch Nicki
Don't they be changing the rules

I'm just botox bones and meat
All you bitches look at me
I'm so hot pretty sexy
Just you try compare with me
Not a thing of mine is fake
Smoking money with some shaikh
Pay attention to my nails I could dig a fucking grave

So you bitch won't compare to me
Won't compete with me
Everyone who thinks he's better than me is obsessed with me
Have you seen
A black star like me?
Not counting Nicki
But she one day
Will beg on her knees to sing a song with me look
Everywhere I look I see luxury
I only dress myself so expensively
Every n***a try to roast me for the count of my money
But now I finally can fuck back cuz I got a Bugatti

Cuz you an asshole I'm a god
You want rob me you get robbed
No one gives a fuck bout you
But when I show off I get mobbed
When I check my bank account it says "You fake mofucking bitch"
And when a stranger sees my balance says I have to steal from rich
I'm like
You bitch have nothing to show
My language sharp like an arrow
And my plastic mouth is the bow
People stand lines in a row
Just to see me in the show
Just to see me and then go
I get paid more than your boss
No I get paid more than you thought
I'm admired more than your god
Know that you're gonna be overawed

I'm gonna order a cake
Cuz my new teeth can't eat steak
Only bad bitches don't care
How much are they gonna weigh
Or if they will get a bad stomach ache
Bitch my name is gonna glow
Between all one hit wonders
I'm an overnight sensation with the goddamn world's best verse

Hello bitch you don't know me yet
Cuz I'm brand new
I look like Nicki Minaj
Cuz I need more views
And this song is worth more than me
We need seven crews
To set up all the stages for me
So that I can choose look

I have more fucking cash than all of you
And don't you even try to get get better boobs
Cuz if you do so
I'm not gonna bother you
I'll pull out my precious gun and I will fuckin finish you