(phone ring)

Hello?

Alright so, I wanted to be on your mixtape, and I have this great idea, and it went something like this
I just want to pitch it to you real quick

Oooh kay?
Alright (clears throat)
Alright and a one and a two and a three and a go!

Google Translate Lady is an Icon
Google Translate Lady taking pictures with a Nikon
Google Translate Lady needs an iPhone
I don't like that part
Yeah yeah she needs an iPhone
Google Translate Lady is an Icon
Stop it
Google Translate Lady taking pictures with a Nikon
Stop it already
Google Translate Lady needs an iPhone
Not gonna say it again
Google Translate Lady really needs an iPhone

So you thought that was funny?
No that's not what I meant-
Did Siri send you?
(gun cocking sound)
No no no this has nothing to do with Siri-
You think this is a game or something?
No no no-
(gunshots and wailing)
How about now?
How you shot me through the phone!?
Not so funny now huh?