[Intro: LD & Dimzy]
Oh yes Dimzy you sweetheart!
Hold up, we are in the procedure of filming right now LD
Dimzy darling, call me Uncle. Oh shit, mandem take it out now yeah you get me
Big up Aberdeen
Hold tight the middle class bredrens
RIP Sidaarth Rajuvareshna Vikesh-Patel

[Verse 1: LD & Dimzy]
I am ashamed of my sexuality (UALITY)
Oh ya ya ya
Hold up, pockets fat like Yash (ay)
I pull up with those straps (they are the same colour as me)
Opp dem lookin' scared, let me take that cash (5 quid)
Opps are like 14 years old, now I am interested (let's get naughty)
Dem about to cry
Sayin' "O shit I am not road I am middle class"
I tell dem boy they do not need to worry
Mi call pon the Parentdem of the yutes/ the opps
Their dads have left them (allow the parental responsibilities)
Now they call me daddy just like Dimzy does (low streak)

[Chorus: Not3s]
Wow all you boys are actually looking bar3 sexy bruv
Young ting from Hackney, tell her sekkle down pon my lap
I hit up the plug tell him I want some fizzy drinks (fizzy water)
Let mi pummel pon the plug
The plug is peng (male)
Man would highkey smash
Gyal that ass is fatter than Notorius B.I.G (Wallace)
You are so precious to me that's why I call you my baby
But mostly because you look like an infant and that arouses me

[Verse 2: Santan Dave]
Fame is a game and it's true because everybody wants to hang man
My dad is a camel because he always humps man
Ask Surge about the times that I had man
Surge lowkey has a bad zique but he is still a sweetheart