[Verse 1]
It starts with a game
Playing the same, plain main campaign
Of running gunning fun
But I'm praying for the insane
So my sniper's out I'm on the prowl
I quickly press the trigger down
Mistake
It grazed and ricochets right back in my brow
It's really hard to keep from getting sour
Watching AI drivers driving donuts for an hour
Until I'm losing faith
Feeling rage and throwing grenades to make them pay
But then I get a flaming hummer launching back
And take it to the face
How many times must a care package lose trackage
Crashing down until the stackage
Stacks up on my whole team
And now I'm thinking back all the times our slacked attack
Was sacked by a scorpion spawning crushing all I had
And in the sky I've seen a dragon spin out of Skyrim
Which leaves me questioning what it is I'm playing in
My pirate ship flew away, never even setting sail
I think that that is what they call a fail

[Hook 1]
Game fails
That glitching gave me quite a scare
Game fails
My tank just launched into the air
Game fails
It was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again
[Verse 2]
You start to lose control when you don't survive
Getting crushed alive by the car you're driving
Getting launched in the air in a BTR
Just to land and stand guard with no dents or harm
A simple rooftop drop in Assassin's Creed
Til you're crashing through the ground and falling into the Ether
Play a FIFA game set with all the right components
Until a player jumps up, dropkicks his opponent
It happens all the time and you'll find that in your prime
Is when you're most inclined to leave some fails behind
Just call it quits when in Last of Us, Ellie's acting blasphemous
Alerting all the clickers who are feeling rather ravenous
And running through the battlefield, it's Halo: Reach time
Until an enemy stabs you where the sun don't shine
It might seem like the worst curse to ever endure
But we love to watch you fail and we want to see more now

[Hook 2]
Game fails
That isn't who I meant to shoot
Game fails
Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute
Game fails
It all was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again
Game fails
That rhino came from out of frame
Game fails
That changed the way I play the game
Game fails
It all was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again
[Outro]
Game fails
That isn't who I meant to shoot
Game fails
Grunt went ahead and stuck a brute
Game fails
It all was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again
Game fails
My knees have never bent this way
Game fails
NPC's having a shitty day
Game fails
It all was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again
Game fails
It all was going right and then
Game fails
The fails start pouring out again