"Creature" was sh*t
Why did we have to wait four months for it?
You said you were evolving but you didn't do bits
You just evolved into the first male with tits
You said you had to get some things off your chest
So tell me why the f*ck do you still have breasts?
Yeah you're leaving the Sidemen, but thankfully
You made the other guys but you didn't make me
So I can stand here on my own two feet
As I chat sh*t about you on this old-school beat
So let's get started on why your life's peak
"Tommy Gun" got two mil views in three weeks
Which means fourteen million people didn't click it
'Cause they already knew that it was gonna be sh*t
I rate you though, JJ; you've made stacks
But the fact is you've killed more babies than tracks
And your EP flopped, you need to be stopped
'Cause none of your new singles are getting copped
The old KSI will never be topped
And when you fight Joe Weller, you're gonna get dropped
Now let's take a minute to talk about your mother
How the f*ck did she make you and your brother?
She gave birth to you, then chose to have another
Each brother's more retarded than the other
You're both so stupid, it's just obscene
Your family must have some retarded genes
You've got a girlfriend now, to be fair to you
So tell me, did you sexually harass her too?
Did you seduce her with your rape face?
Downgraded from Seana, what a fall from grace
And he's trying to hide her from the internet (Why?)
'Cause she's a world-renowned sket
You can smell her gonorrhea from a mile away
You should hook her up with some vagina spray
Has anybody seen JJ's Lamborghini?
No! He crashed it a year ago
You incompetent f*ck, just learn to drive slow
It's been sat there dying and collecting dust
A bit like your channel when you left it for months
You went to L.A and it's clear to see why
All you need to do is look at Spotify
RiceGum got more streams on one of his songs
Than your whole EP; JJ, what went wrong?