[Chorus: Ed Nash]
Oh have you ever done a thing for free?
Oh if you had the opportunity
Oh would you turn away the Midas Touch?
Oh have you ever done a thing for me?

[Verse 1: Tom Fleming]
Pick a side, before you run and hide
So I know, where to go
Now it's done, I've thought you think won
You've seen a man, I know

[Chorus: Ed Nash]
Oh have you ever done a thing for free?
Oh if you had the opportunity
Oh would you turn away the Midas Touch?
Oh have you ever done a thing for me?

(If I'm back and it comes around
I'll tell you where it's been)