[Verse 1: Matt Montgomery and (Ash Costello)]
We are the shadows where darkness crawls
And the spiderwebs between it all
We are the slither underneath your feet
All my friends are creeps
(All my friends are creeps)
(All my friends are creeps)

[Verse 2: Matt Montgomery and (Ash Costello)]
We are the pain of the rotten tooth
Of every child with hallow loot
We are the snake in your kitten's tree
All my friends are creeps
(All my friends are creeps)
(All my friends are creeps)

[Verse 3: Matt Montgomery and (Ash Costello)]
Some with horns and some with fangs
A hundred eyes and giant brains
From the depths of the cosmic sea
All my friends are creeps
(All my friends are creeps)
(All my friends are creeps)

[Verse 4: Matt Montgomery and (Ash Costello)]
We are the fly in your baby food
Monsters of the foulest mood
We haunt every house and dream
All my friends are creeps
(All my friends are creeps)
(All my friends are creeps)