[Intro]
I remembered a day about being regular old Peter Parker
Until I was bitten by a radioactive spider
Since then, I lost so many
Uncle Ben, Gwen Stacy

My Uncle Ben once told me
With great power comes great responsibility
And I have to be that
I have to be Spider-Man

[Jerome Chance]
The heart of a New Yorker and my strength is as proportional
My most amazing fantasies never showed my fortune to
Be filled with the essence of arachnids that’s been passed to me
So I have the mask on me always 'cause I have to be

Ready to defend when city citizens ask for me
Spectacular failing isn't part of my vernacular
Because I have the power, it is my responsibility
Regardless if the greater population isn't feelin me

They say that I'm no good, I'm just misunderstood
Because I'm only striving for a friendly neighborhood
Trump it on the Daily, 'cause on me always blaming one
Thing or another need a J or a Jameson

My brain starts buzzing when I feel the city's cries
I'm talkin' more trash, I’m bringing in flies
I swat 'em all down, on my watch no one dies
I'm crawling to the top as the blood and sweat dries

[Hook: Nerdsworth]
Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Spinning them webs, climbing them walls
Got radioactive spider-balls
Look out, here comes the Spider-Man
Hey now, here comes the Spider-Man, yeah

[Nerdsworth]
I swing across the scrapers across the Big Apple
As I thrive bleeding broke from the villains I battle
Leaving criminies snagged and sneered in my web where they're caught
In a cycle that grows endless, these heroics for naught?

I take on Mysterios and Rhinos, Electros, and Hypnos
Hustlin’ for some justice at the risk of a Tombstone
Puny Peter Parker pun and picking up prisoners
Couldn't stop me if they shot me with a power inhibitor

Come packed with witty banter to provide stimulation
Found solice in fantastic family future foundation
Yeah I’m a New Avenger, been around for a while
Mode so fresh, they had to clone it doppelganging my style

Triple J says I’m a menace, a Venom, should practice penance
Screaming “take 'em down, take ‘em down” Like a goblin for vengeance
Responsible with power’s how I live my life now
Pray my effort’s making Mary, Rich, and Uncle Ben proud

[Bridge: Jerome Chance]
I'm climbing, I'm fighting, I'm soaring, I'm swinging
I'm dodging, I'm kicking, I'm punching, I'm slingling
No matter what I do, someone's always spitting Venom
They try to wear my shoes, but they can't even fill 'em

I'm taking out the vermin and I'm averting Carnage
Because I'm shining brighter than Maguiars on your car is
I'm doing it for Ben, I’m doing it for May
I'm smashing Outkasts all day ere'day

[Hook]