[Intro - Wizard]
To become great on YouTube
We must all climb the wall of dicks!
Hurry up my child, theres not much time to waste
This is your moment, make it count boy!


When you don't wanna wear female underwear
When you don't even care what other people think
I've done a lot of shit
Just for attention
Just for attention
Give me attention

I don't really wanna wear that
I don't really want to overreact
I don't wana make a video with a twat
I don't really want to eat that!

YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
I suck dick for views
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
I suck dick for views

YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore

[Wizard]
You made it to the top!
I knew there was something in you kid!
Now, for the final test!
There's one more thing I need you to suck on

YouTube Whore, (Come on boy!)
YouTube Whore, (There's no other way!)
YouTube Whore, (What are you doing boy!?)
YouTube Whore, (Noooooo!)

I sucked a lot of dick
I sucked a lot of dick for views
I sucked a lot of dick
I sucked a lot of dick for you

I sucked a lot of dick
I sucked a lot of dick for views
I sucked a lot of dick
I sucked a lot of dick for you

Jesus, forgive my sins
I've sucked a lot of penis
And none of them was yours

Pewdiepie, you skipped my dick
You sucked a lot of penis
And none of them was mine

YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore
YouTube Whore, YouTube Whore