I miss the old Porter, straight from the Go Porter
Chop up the soul Porter, set on his goals Porter
I hate the new Porter, the bad mood Porter
The always rude Porter, spaz in the news Porter
I miss the sweet Porter, chop up the beats Porter
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Porter
See, I invented Porter, it wasn't any Porter
And now I look and look around and there's so many Porter
I used to love Porter, I used to love Porter
I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Porter
What if Porter made a song about Porter
Called "I Miss The Old Porter"? Man, that'd be so Porter
That's all it was Porter, we still love Porter
And I love you like Porter loves Porter