Marley Marl
Barbecue Cypher/PVI Cypher
[Verse]
Yeah, yo, it's unanimous, I've had enough
Take me out the Animus, I'm cracking up
And going bananas, son
Skinny white boy's making a lot of noise
Crazy, like trying to run the Matrix on a droid
So call your boys, and tell them to all rejoice
Whenever they hear the sharp sound of my scrawny voice
I’m Kryptonite to Superman
The kind of dude to sacrifice the cutest lamb and ask God, "Who's the Man!?"
If Columbus had a GPS
He never would've found the land where the teepees rest
He would've got to India safe
And this big blue world would be a different place
Every day, many die from hunger and genocide, and the whole world just lets it slide
But, one celebrity dies and everyone cries, yo; the state of our moral values is jeopardized
And where do I fit in to all of this?
A scrawny kid with balled-up fists, yo
Look, I'm spitting fire like an arsonist
Got rappers shaking in their boots like they got Parkinson's
Yo, I'm a modern transcendentalist
Who tends to spit level-headed with intelligence
A blend of devilish malevolence and a friendly temperament
Makes me very dangerous to meddle with
Yeah, I go places most people wouldn't venture
I sever all my tethers, then I delve into the Nether
Then I break the fucking portal, and dwell in there forever
And I do all of that because I like the weather better
Your bars are shittier than dysentery
I'm making other rappers look like fucking pixie fairies
You best be wary, I'm a verbal visionary
With lyrics sweeter than a jar of maraschino cherries
I'm an analyst, an activist, and anarchist
Happily laughing while I'm smacking a pacifist
I'm doing magic tricks, pulling rabbits out my hat and shit
Am I high or asleep imagining this happening?
Yo, I'm a lyrical gladiator
Who battles rattlesnakes and alligators, with a pen and paper
I mainline my great lines
Then stay high where planes fly
Then stage dive with Great Whites
Yo, I guess I'm having a great life