Artist: Time
Song: Nutty Castle
Album: One Headed Hydra: Nutty Castle
I drop the drawbridge on the nutty castle
Like I drop the jaws of kids who be acting like rascals, please no Eddie Haskells
Damon is sipping Pisco, the feds are mad cause raps legal
I'm trying to wake up the minds of dumb ignorant sleeping people
I got a sign on my door that says please go away liars
I'm in my chain mail, where's Excalibur squire?
I make you say wowzer, then I run up in your castle like Bowser
I don't sag my pants I'm grown up I wear velour trousers
Most these queens don't have kings they have friends with benefits or interests
But with me I'm with a goddess or an angel but you could call her a princess
My archers got RPG's they're always on alert
I eat a dragon for breakfast and a galaxy for desert
I don't wear platinum, I wear the holy grail around my neck
And my army is so futuristic even Targzissians show respect
I got so much charisma I could turn Simon Birch to Lancelot
Welcome to my castle all you need to do is dance a lot
Nutty Castle, na na na na nutty castle
I got catapults full of singles and cannons full of mixtapes
I got reviews in my mailbox let's see how much slander Chris can take
Forget syrup Merlin just made me a tincture
And if you don't like my music then please stop kissing my sphincter
I slaughter hydras and fight like battletoads and double dragon
I play basketball with planets and black holes and I'm not even bragging
Yesterday I jousted and beat King Arthur in a duel
And the day before that I made Guan Yu and Lu Bu look like some fools
I'll knock your lights out like a dead uncle Fester
Most these rappers jokers so I laugh at them like jesters
And no I don't have a stallion or a trusty stead
I have a tinted Maybach that comes whenever I need
I killed a castle a bishop a pawn and a horse for start
I jacked a spade then went over and dug out the king's heart
I killed my best friend when I heard about Guinevere and Lancelot
Welcome to my castle all you need to do is dance a lot
Nutty Castle, na na na na nutty castle
