[Verse 1]
You know you wish you were one of the cool kids
Sitting with all your cool friends on the playground
You know you wish had control of the swingset
With a bunch of geeks to boss around
You know you wish that your mom packed you cookies
Everyday for lunch with other yummy treats
You know you wish that you lived in a mansion
Like mine, the biggest one on the street

[Chorus x4]
You know you wish you were me

[Verse 2]
You know you wish you could afford Abercrombie
And the cool clothes the popular kids wear
You know you wish that your voice was lower
And your arms and legs had more hair
You know you wish that you could play football
Or that you were a LAX bro
You know you wish that you got more attention
And you'd be the star of the star

[Chorus x8]

[Outro/Bridge x2]
You know you wish you had a life like me
You know you wish you had a wife like me
You know you wish you had a job like me
You know you wish you had a hobby like me