Hello, boys and girls. This is a story that I like to call "Peter and the Wolf." Are you sitting comfortably? Are you!?

Good, then let's begin
Each character is represented by a different instrument of the synthesized orchestra. For instance, the part of Billy the Bird is played by a flute, like this:

The part of Bruce the Duck is played by an oboe

Louie the Cat is a clarinet
All right, he's not really a clarinet, he's just, you know, he's represented by a clarinet

The part of the Grandfather will be played by Don Amiche
He, what, can't make it? Oh. Okay, um, hmm, in that case, the part of the Grandfather will be played by a bassoon

Three French horns play the part of, um, three French horns, uh, (the Wolf! It's the Wolf!)
Right! The Wolf, Seymour the Wolf

The kettle drum and bass drum represent the submachinegun fire of the Hunters

And, of course, as always, the part of Bob the Janitor is played by the accordion

Well, that's it for the introductions. And now, the story:
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, uh, oh, excuse me...